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Old 03-21-2007, 08:47 AM
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DUDE, not only do you have crappy manners, you didn't say not to print it.

Don't consider me the dumbass. You're not looking like a damn MENSA candidate yourself bud.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:53 AM
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DUDE, not only do you have crappy manners, you didn't say not to print it.

Don't consider me the dumbass. You're not looking like a damn MENSA candidate yourself bud.

Well DEWD........



...when you can explain the effective difference between show and tell I will get rid of this evidence I just planted on you.





And I AM a member of MENSA..... you simple minded pezzmite.



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Old 03-21-2007, 08:59 AM
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You're tiring me, and it's still early. You need another gig. Better yet, a BBD.

I may check back in later when you're on the improv.
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:21 AM
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You're tiring me, and it's still early. You need another gig. Better yet, a BBD.

I may check back in later when you're on the improv.




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Old 03-21-2007, 09:24 AM
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Life





to





its




fullest!!!




This is cool!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:39 AM
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Life





to





its




fullest!!!




This is cool!!!





You speak the language.


Excellent.
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:48 AM
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Yes, I was once told





"I'll play your silly games"





and to that I said,















I will play too Silly!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:51 AM
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Yes, I was once told





"I'll play your silly games"





and to that I said,















I will play too Silly!!!





Do not mock me.





'cause then ah won't like ya.
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:56 AM
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I'm thinking of a number.



now what?
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:56 AM
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Do not mock me.





'cause then ah won't like ya.

MOCK....






Yeah...







ING...






Yeah...








BIRD...















YEAH!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:57 AM
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MOCK....






Yeah...







ING...






Yeah...








BIRD...















YEAH!!!

You're a crazy person.





Scram.
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:58 AM
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I'm thinking of a number.



now what?



DELIGHTFUL THEBANY!!



Now double it...and add 8....let me know when done.
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DELIGHTFUL THEBANY!!



Now double it...and add 8....let me know when done.
done
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:00 AM
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done
!!



You're GOOD!





Now divide by 2....and subtract your original number which I hope you did not forget.

Let me know...but do not give your answer.
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!!



You're GOOD!





Now divide by 2....and subtract your original number which I hope you did not forget.

Let me know...but do not give your answer.
done
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done


Swell.


Your answer is done....I mean 4.
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:03 AM
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Swell.


Your answer is done....I mean 4.
FUN
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FUN

You betcha!!





I am not use to working with someone who kin sy-fer....as you may have noticed.
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Congratulations....you've been inducted to the Hall of "Real Men of Genius"...
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Detective Morty couldnt get laid in a womens penitentiary with a handful of pardons..
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