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Old 01-14-2008, 08:47 PM
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No individual team in the BLT will beat Alabama's NC record. HOO-AH!!

I gave you that before.

But Weiss' Noodles beats you there. The thIng is no secy team...none...can compare to Ohio and Michigan overall...and the "overrated" BT will beat you in conference nc's as well.

They will beat you anyway you want it. Now counts as now....but before counts,too.



Or did you win The Civil War?
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:53 PM
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[quote=Cajungator26]Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.


Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Hey don't blame us....all the polls put us there. At least we didn't jump 5 spaces in the last week.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Never said that...if you look back here I said lsu won fair and square.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.

Very interesting you should bring this up because there's something called an NCAA investigation that just might happen regarding Mr. Miles' recruiting efforts over the last 2 years...and when it does it just might also bring into play how Michigan quickly backed off him when picking this up.

Stay tuned.

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Old 01-14-2008, 08:59 PM
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Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.

Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.



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Old 01-14-2008, 09:10 PM
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The college ranks may then have 2 hc's sniffing out the pros.
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:30 PM
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Who is Carla!?
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:38 PM
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I don't care what Hossy says, this is a great thread.

The Andy Kaufman clips alone are worth many pies.
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I know you are the only one left who can appreciate fine work,LF.




Very kind of you.

Mr. Kaufman just might have a few more appearances to do over the next few days.
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:49 AM
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The to die for lsu pep rally led by Les Miles:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DZfEXAKt-g
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:56 AM
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The Flory-DUH fight song..unique in that it was penned by a Flory-DUH doctoral candidate...and performed by their drunken swine of a coach...Bourban Meyer:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-...eature=related
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:16 AM
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I hope all you filthy,disgusting doorknob dumb hillbillies are enjoying my fine work.
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:32 AM
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I don't care what Hossy says, this is a great thread.

The Andy Kaufman clips alone are worth many pies.



Have you notice no one except female impersonaters care what Flossy says?
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lsu fans...your eloquent coach:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a0o9LBCd7Q
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:28 PM
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lsu fans...your eloquent coach:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a0o9LBCd7Q
http://www.nola.com/photos/t-p/index.ssf?2008BCSshow/

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Old 01-15-2008, 01:46 PM
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Oh give it up already you little ridge runner.
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Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?

I am speaking of the same SpaceOutlandish.

I don't know about you,but I have never anywhere witnessed so many windbags and blowhards.I could not believe how many would post multi paragraphical tripe about breaking down paradigms and developing trig functions for horseyracing as well as for the green felt and clicking wheels.

And several would join them as if they knew EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT!!!!



Then I would jump in to offer a descenting opinion....


....only to get DARTED for it!







YES!
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And get some shoes.


And a training bra.





The nose needs no more training.
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:49 PM
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And drop the "Mae" between your first and last names.
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Combing your hair straight on the sides and bringing averything else to the top in a big ol' pile ain't the best ah-dee-er ...either.
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Old 01-15-2008, 03:54 PM
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This does not seem to be going over real well.
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Old 01-15-2008, 04:18 PM
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This does not seem to be going over real well.
Is this hairstyle 'in'?



Apparently not.
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