Favorite Track / OTB One Liner's

[2MinsToPost]

Can I take a quick look at your form for a minute?

That's my numbers! Thats my numbers! I always play them numbers! Damn it!

I got that! Yes! (Then you catch a glimpse of his ticket and it is a $1 dollar exacta that pays like $8)

I had that but got shut out by that damn slow ass teller

You wanna split this tri, it is a sure thing, I am tellin ya

Hey, long time no see. How have ya been? Hey, can I borrow $20 till tomorrow?

Yeah, I got a job. Workin my tail off nights over at the plant

Get up, Get up, God Damn it you mother ............

Hey, I am hungry. Ya got a couple bucks I can have to get something to eat?

[boswd]

Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost

Can I take a quick look at your form for a minute?

That's my numbers! Thats my numbers! I always play them numbers! Damn it!

I got that! Yes! (Then you catch a glimpse of his ticket and it is a $1 dollar exacta that pays like $8)

I had that but got shut out by that damn slow ass teller

You wanna split this tri, it is a sure thing, I am tellin ya

Hey, long time no see. How have ya been? Hey, can I borrow $20 till tomorrow?

Yeah, I got a job. Workin my tail off nights over at the plant

Get up, Get up, God Damn it you mother ............

Hey, I am hungry. Ya got a couple bucks I can have to get something to eat?

This is probably the one heard most often " Son of Bitch"

[DiscreetCat=Monster]

I have brusied my leg beating it with the DFR when my horse was 10-1 set all the pace and was tryin to hang on.

[pmayjr]

I'm guilty as charged for the "GET UP! GET UP 4! GET UP 4! talk... I'm not guilty of the other stuff though. But yeah, when I have a shot down the stretch, I'm yellin!

How about those complete morons who try and tell you that "so and so" (a jockey) is very dangerous and wins when he sticks around to ride the last race.
Too bad these idiots don't realize that when the agents take calls, the order in which the races are run is not yet determined.

[Round Pen]

Originally Posted by oracle80

How about those complete morons who try and tell you that "so and so" (a jockey) is very dangerous and wins when he sticks around to ride the last race.
Too bad these idiots don't realize that when the agents take calls, the order in which the races are run is not yet determined.

Thats a good one So true though

[Round Pen]

A gentle Men sits within ear shot of us at our ITW here in Ocala it Irratates the He!! out of me when he has a horse in contention coming down the lane


YES Yes yes


I swear it sounds like he is having SEX

[ArlJim78]

“I gave you the horse!”

“I’m playing the five. Fives have been coming in all day.”

After favorites run out five straight races;
“You can’t play that track, it’s nothing but longshots”

After favorites win five straight races;
“You can’t play that track, it’s nothing but favorites”

“Look! I wrote it down but didn’t play it!”

“Come on Robbie! Get up with this three, come on Robbie!, come on Robbie, get him through Robbie!, ride him Robbie!, don’t let up Robbie!, come on Robbie!”
then when the three flattens out and finishes third,
“Albarado you ***k sucking, rat bastard, you ride like sh!t.”

[ninetoone]

"Hey, Somebody stole my $50 voucher out of the machine..."

Just Kidding

[2Hot4TV]

Come on Robbie! Get up with this three, come on Robbie!, come on Robbie, get him through Robbie!, ride him Robbie!, don’t let up Robbie!, come on Robbie!”
then when the three flattens out and finishes third,
“Albarado you ***k sucking, rat bastard, you ride like sh!t.”
LOL Ive heard this so many times and I know I said the same thing when Jerry Baily rode Medala De Oro in the Breeders Cup at Santa Anita.

Originally Posted by Round Pen

A gentle Men sits within ear shot of us at our ITW here in Ocala it Irratates the He!! out of me when he has a horse in contention coming down the lane


YES Yes yes


I swear it sounds like he is having SEX

LOL!!
Like meg Ryan in When Harry met Sally?

[2MinsToPost]

Originally Posted by oracle80

LOL!!
Like meg Ryan in When Harry met Sally?

no comment

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by oracle80

How about those complete morons who try and tell you that "so and so" (a jockey) is very dangerous and wins when he sticks around to ride the last race.
Too bad these idiots don't realize that when the agents take calls, the order in which the races are run is not yet determined.

Thanks,Big-O, I always wondered about that!

[DerbyCat]

I love the guys at the OTB yelling at their horse that's running on the TV... do they really think the horse can hear them?

[Sightseek]

Someone said the cheesiest pick-up line to me ever at Saratoga this summer;

"Hey baby, if you were in the paddock, I'd be betting on you"

[pmayjr]

You gotta bet that horse! He's a Fu-peg colt! He's gonna win because he's a Fu-peg colt!

[stevepopyak]

"I had that cold." ... some guy that always sits by me at the OTB that seems to have every horse in the race bet, yet I never see cashing a ticket.

[dalakhani]

A new york guy says to a guy cheering loudly after his 3/5 shot won:

"3/5? You owe THEM money!"

[Bogey]

Great post, I haven't laughed like that in a while, but my all-time favorite is when they run a 1 1/2 race on the turf and these idiots start cheering as they are crossing the finish line for the 1st time.

My vote goes to Oracle's post - Classic "Prado wouldn't stick around if he knew he could lose this race."

[ArlJim78]

old timer "I got the tri!! i got the tri!!"

since it's a seven horse field and knowing that this guy always boxes the favorites, after the prices are posted i ask him how he made out.

old man "damn! i lost 80 cents"