Golf

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Fucl< golf.

It's a stupid game played by douchebags and dickslaps.

Nobuddy cares what you shot last weekend.

Take your thousand dollar set of clubs, your khakis, your polo shirts and shove it all up your ass.

Screw the money, all of the equipment, and the time committment necessary. It's not a game, it's an ordeal.

All the faggy little rules and etiquette make me sick. And worst of all - fucl< people who watch this sh!t on TV.

And most of all - fucl< Presque Isle Downs for naming the richest stakes race of the meet after this stupid fucl<ing golf tournament.

[somerfrost]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Fucl< golf.

It's a stupid game played by douchebags and dickslaps.

Nobuddy cares what you shot last weekend.

Take your thousand dollar set of clubs, your khakis, your polo shirts and shove it all up your ass.

Screw the money, all of the equipment, and the time committment necessary. It's not a game, it's an ordeal.

All the faggy little rules and etiquette make me sick. And worst of all - fucl< people who watch this sh!t on TV.

And most of all - fucl< Presque Isle Downs for naming the richest stakes race of the meet after this stupid fucl<ing golf tournament.

How do you feel about minature golf?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I love it.

Pirates Cove in Daytona Beach - as a boy, every time the Daytona Beach Kennel Club didn't have an evening race card - I was there.

[santana]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Fucl< golf.

It's a stupid game played by douchebags and dickslaps.

Nobuddy cares what you shot last weekend.

Take your thousand dollar set of clubs, your khakis, your polo shirts and shove it all up your ass.

Screw the money, all of the equipment, and the time committment necessary. It's not a game, it's an ordeal.

All the faggy little rules and etiquette make me sick. And worst of all - fucl< people who watch this sh!t on TV.

And most of all - fucl< Presque Isle Downs for naming the richest stakes race of the meet after this stupid fucl<ing golf tournament.

I agree....

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Fucl< golf.

It's a stupid game played by douchebags and dickslaps.

Nobuddy cares what you shot last weekend.

Take your thousand dollar set of clubs, your khakis, your polo shirts and shove it all up your ass.

Screw the money, all of the equipment, and the time committment necessary. It's not a game, it's an ordeal.

All the faggy little rules and etiquette make me sick. And worst of all - fucl< people who watch this sh!t on TV.

And most of all - fucl< Presque Isle Downs for naming the richest stakes race of the meet after this stupid fucl<ing golf tournament.

just wait until you're old and have given up on all your dreams.

it's this or bowling. possibly darts if you're british or the kind of alcoholic that likes pretending he's british.

[clyde]

Gelf was invented by a bunch of elitist landowning swine who had gopher problems and too much time on their minds.




It's dumber than Puckey.

[horseofcourse]

When they ban caddy's from pro tournaments and make the boys and girls tote their own bags, maybe it would have more relevance. The most nauseating thing ever was when these swine were trying to ban Casey Martin from playing pro golf and they compared walking 18 holes with toadies carrying their bag to the Bataan death march. This AUgusta national week is hilarious. Is Gary McCord still banned from talking about this monumentally insignificant event? I don't watch much any more. That was another classic event...banning him.

[Indian Charlie]

He doesn't like golf most likely due to it's expense.

As for why he loves miniature golf, it's probably because he's used to the word miniature when someone describes his club.