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Old 09-01-2008, 03:29 PM
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Old 09-01-2008, 03:41 PM
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where did that come from kev?
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Nothing like that feeling Almost feel like you can drive anywhere
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Hope it wasn't a "woody" injury. He'll be sent to the slaughterhouse instead of the stallion shed.
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Is something in your eye?
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Hope it wasn't a "woody" injury. He'll be sent to the slaughterhouse instead of the stallion shed.

Is something in your whiskey?
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Is something in your whiskey?

Just coffee.
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Old 09-01-2008, 06:23 PM
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Old 09-01-2008, 06:25 PM
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thud

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OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DID GO TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh good. You escaped the butcher.
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Old 09-01-2008, 06:35 PM
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Old 09-01-2008, 06:38 PM
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Old 09-01-2008, 06:38 PM
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Oh KGB was right...I QUIT.
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Old 09-01-2008, 08:49 PM
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where did that come from kev?

Just a rumor I heard. KRIM was feeling him up and said some about a puffy pud...I mean puffy ankles
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Old 09-01-2008, 09:51 PM
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She's not puffable.
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