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Old 06-25-2007, 08:17 AM
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This is your day to ask me he best bet at any race track across the country .






Ah cain't make it no simpler 'in 'at.
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:23 AM
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Mort'e.....
what's your take on who is responsible for Mr.McMahon's limo blowing up on Monday night RAW two weeks ago???



No doubt someone from "another" site had something to do with it!


CRASH!!!!

BURN................................
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:35 AM
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Mr. Hoff....first it's MORTE'...not MORT'E.I am not a contraction.

Second...normally I would not go off topic.But yes...I saw that . The first thing that hit me is the way he walked. What a gay looking person.

And then my next thought was hoax...but it's wrestling so there you have it.



Do you have a horsey track?
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:44 AM
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This is quite easy. Let me give you an example.

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Oh Morty-poo....you big strong man ...you. What's your pick for Yervapi today?


Ah yes...Yervapi. Let us se what the ciphers say .









Well it appears to be a tie. Streakin'Kitty and BabySwiss. I don't know if that means they both win or just one.

I guess you have to decide.
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:45 AM
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It's just that easy.
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:47 AM
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Dear Mighty Morty,

If there is any way possible for you to give me the "cinch" early Daily Double for Colonial this evening, I will be forever grateful.

GPK.





























P.S. If your pick hits, I will loan you Ms. Thebby for a week.
























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Old 06-25-2007, 02:05 PM
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Mr. Hoff....first it's MORTE'...not MORT'E.I am not a contraction.

Second...normally I would not go off topic.But yes...I saw that . The first thing that hit me is the way he walked. What a gay looking person.

And then my next thought was hoax...but it's wrestling so there you have it.



Do you have a horsey track?
REALLY!
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:45 AM
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Any news on Hippodrome de Trois-Rivières turf sprints?
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Any news on Hippodrome de Trois-Rivières turf sprints?

What in the hell is that?
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:48 AM
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What in the hell is that?
Only American tracks, I'll choose a different one.
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What is your best bet at Yavapai Downs today?
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:53 AM
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What is your best bet at Yavapai Downs today?
All right Mister.....don't be a funny man. I answered the Yervapi riddle in my example.
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:52 AM
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Hello KP.

Can you follow instruction? It's the best bet of the day....singular....nonexotic.







But my suggestion is for you to do a 3/5 for the 1st and 2nd.



ThebbyTwoTimes was rented so many times by me I bought it outright....so don't go trying to fool me.
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Hello KP.

Can you follow instruction? It's the best bet of the day....singular....nonexotic.







But my suggestion is for you to do a 3/5 for the 1st and 2nd.



ThebbyTwoTimes was rented so many times by me I bought it outright....so don't go trying to fool me.
You're forgetting... Thebby can't be bought.
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Only American tracks, I'll choose a different one.


(Is it me?)
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:30 AM
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What is a good cold DD to play tonight at Fair Meadows
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:22 AM
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You are double dipping.






Go with the 18/39 DD tonight.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:23 AM
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Please.


May I remind you all this is for the very best winning bet at any tracks card today.




You're giving me a headache.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:41 AM
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Andrew.....how much money do you have left???
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:44 AM
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Stop the posting.

I want everyone's money immediately.





We are going to collect everyone's money here...stop betting right now....then we are going to mix it one great big ol' pot and dump it all on ThisIsForTheb!!....to win ONLY!!!
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