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Old 07-08-2008, 01:44 PM
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Seems in reading that always just ends up a discussion of facial cosmetics.....

You hold the answers....so do tell.

well I'm pretty sure he's married... and I am a lesbian... so he's not really notype.. I mean my type, but he's a good guy and fun to go to the races with!
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Old 07-08-2008, 01:48 PM
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well I'm pretty sure he's married... and I am a lesbian... so he's not really notype.. I mean my type, but he's a good guy and fun to go to the races with!
Well OK then,
see Morty people do actually get off these boards and socialize.
Anybody that is fun to go to the races with is OK in my book.
But he shouldn't speak bad about dead dogs....
I declare that was just mean spirited.

Speaking of Notmytpe, where is he, didn't you award him jr. predator status?
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Old 07-08-2008, 02:12 PM
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Well OK then,
see Morty people do actually get off these boards and socialize.
Anybody that is fun to go to the races with is OK in my book.
But he shouldn't speak bad about dead dogs....
I declare that was just mean spirited.

Speaking of Notmytpe, where is he, didn't you award him jr. predator status?

I always wanted to be a lesbian - so I could lick pu$$y and hit from the red tees
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Old 07-08-2008, 03:21 PM
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Well so much for the Secret Garden.











Oh my God.
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Old 07-08-2008, 03:23 PM
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Well OK then,
see Morty people do actually get off these boards and socialize.
Anybody that is fun to go to the races with is OK in my book.
But he shouldn't speak bad about dead dogs....
I declare that was just mean spirited.

Speaking of Notmytpe, where is he, didn't you award him jr. predator status?

I think he failed to do so....I'm much more concerned as to the whereabouts of LateFires.




Me..I'm just an experimental head in a glass enclosure with tubes coming and going.





And ,yes...BentMahPud is TrueSwine.
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Old 07-08-2008, 03:34 PM
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I think he failed to do so....I'm much more concerned as to the whereabouts of LateFires.

Me..I'm just an experimental head in a glass enclosure with tubes coming and going.

And ,yes...BentMahPud is TrueSwine.

fr&l-a

So uhhhhhh how do you type then?????


True where is wild fires?

Where is Coach, is he still swimming?

OK then guess I'll put my gardening outfit up for the day.

I expect a huge ghostly apparition in the CAH-SOL tomorrow for the summer season kick-off of GHI!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-08-2008, 03:51 PM
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So uhhhhhh how do you type then?????

Well, by telekinetic powers...of course.


True where is wild fires?

Stop calling me True. I don't know ,but do wish he would at least say ror!

Where is Coach, is he still swimming?

No....he needs 2 more steroid treatments to get back into full swing in the water.

OK then guess I'll put my gardening outfit up for the day.

I wish could have seen that switch...but oh well.

I expect a huge ghostly apparition in the CAH-SOL tomorrow for the summer season kick-off of GHI!!!!!!!!








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Old 07-10-2008, 10:49 AM
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Would Franny dare return to the Secret Garden...only to be stalked by him?



Would she be dumb enough to sit on what appeared to be a GIANT mushroom growing through cover?
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:41 AM
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^^^^^Thinks a little ole wolf is a match for a panther hiding in the garden. You wouldn't even see me until it was too late!
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:36 PM
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Oh you want it wolf style and you know it.
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:05 PM
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Ya know......


one side of the mushroom makes you BIGGER





Buuuuuut.......... the other side of the mushroom makes you smaller, teeny, tiny






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Old 07-10-2008, 02:34 PM
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Oh boy.






How many times have you touched yourself today?

Be honest.
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:51 PM
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She won't be honest...ah know it.
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:58 PM
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I think the real asnwer is at least 4 times.








Maybe 32.














Well.....not 32...but more than 17.
















No..4....maybe 5.





































What about 12?



Yes.



12.

























































Nah.


























































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Old 07-10-2008, 03:59 PM
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Uh-oh.


It must be a LOT more than 32.











Oh for goodness sakes!!
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Old 07-10-2008, 04:09 PM
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GEEZ.......yer gittin ahead of yourself here, hold yer horseys....



didn't even give me a chance to answer....




Let me see , I uh might not have enough fingers and toes





Okie Dokie , I'm counting now....






meanwhile........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL31B...eature=related
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:04 PM
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!!!!







And so....









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Old 07-18-2008, 12:34 PM
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Anyone got a hoe ah kin borry?
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:37 PM
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I'm sure you'll find one at Beulah Park.
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:37 PM
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2 mothah fucl<ahs!
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