Well Now

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Alrighty then Deb!!




Let us begin.





Let me see....your hair isn't too bad. A few seconds dusting...and my famous Featherhands dust fluff. You'll look swell!



dustdustdust



fluff fluff fluff







Ah...ya look good Deb.





Oh my.....your chestal area is really dusty....tsktsktsk.


I'm going to have my asst. Mr. Scissorhands help me first.

Eddie......remove those...those silly clothes from Debs top.



snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Thanks Eddie....and now I dust.








dustdustdustdustdust

Ever been to Nipple..UPS!!...I mean Nepal Deb?

dustdustdustdustdsut

They have nice mounds..I mean mountains there.

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Ah...that felt...I mean looks good!








Now where do we dust?







Oh...looky down there!









=:>








Now hold still Deb....Eddie...you know what to do.





snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Good job!!






And now for more dustng down here....hold still Deb.






dustdustdustdustdust



MAAAAAA'AM!!...please....be still.







dustdustdustdustdustdustdust....this is fun!!....dustdustdustdust








TICKEE-TICKEE



ror!

I'm such a card.






dustdsutdsutdsutdsutdustdustdust




oh boy









dustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdust







Ah!....all done!












I hope you enjoed your dusting ma'am.

It was a pleasure to serve you.

Enjoyed it Mort but next time lose Scissorhands, ok? He left marks.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

Unemployed, lonely souls...

What are you gonna do?



Sad how many come to your defense...

I should leave you alone...

Take pity on you...

My friends......what kind of bottom feeder can only amuse himself by pinning woe on those smarter than him?






Lawyers.



Yup.





Darden...as long as my fine board buddies come to my defense and not YOU...



...why I'll be fine.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I am ready Mort.

You certainly were!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

We are on the precifice of a clusterfu*k............

da what????

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

Uh huh...

No need to hide your misguided financial ways...

Honesty is the best policy...

I do hope to bump into you at Saratoga...

If you can leave that troglodytical lifestyle you live...

You know what I look like King of Junger.





But frankly ...you ain't got the guts.

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

da what????

Your friend who loves John from Cincy should know...

Ask him in your un-witty way...

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You know what I look like King of Junger.





But frankly ...you ain't got the guts.

Try me ace...just leave that cave...drinks on me...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

I think you should change your screen name to "mortymark" or "morty security guard."

I think you should change your name to Stupid and then no one will have to feel guilty.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

Try me ace...just leave that cave...drinks on me...

You know what I look like.


Now get lost ....if you don't mind.

[Mortimer]

I'm going to wait until the riff-raff leaves.

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I'll try and get that done. Thanks for the advice Macho Man!!!

Never a big Randall fan, or fake stuff, for that matter...

However carnie is a language I find interesting...

You are a mark for Morty? No?

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You know what I look like.


Now get lost ....if you don't mind.

I will be looking for you...

That is you, correct?


Seriously, I would love to meet the man that posts a hundred times a day...

Will you be at the Spa? I would love to have a cordial chat...

I will be there all meet, let me buy you a drink, we can discuss horses and the game for once...

The yellow sun shouldn't be feared...

Come out and play...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

Never a big Randall fan, or fake stuff, for that matter...

However in carnie is a language I find interesting...

You are a mark for Morty? No?

Uh....fucl<face....





...why prolong things?



I have a special message so would you please remove you filthy smelly ol' varmint mound of flesh and go play horsey in another thread?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

jesus....

GOO-FOO!!



THEBBY!!


I missed you in this mess!








Hang on a moment Sweetie-Poo.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

I will be looking for you...

That is you, correct?


Seriously, I would love to meet the man that posts a hundred times a day...

Will you be at the Spa? I would love to have a cordial chat...

I will be there all meet, let me buy you a drink, we can discuss horses and the game for once...

The yellow sun shouldn't be feared...

Come out and play...

Your head wouldn't be on a pedestal...would it?

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Your head wouldn't be on a pedestal...would it?

Not at all...

So...care to venture to the light Uncle Morty...?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

No not a mark, just a friend. It's always funny to me people that take him so serious, when by looking at his threads you would think anything but. Carry on, tough guy.

You have always been too kind,Hossy.



Do I know ths guy......?

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

No not a mark, just a friend. It's always funny to me people that take him so serious, when by looking at his threads you would think anything but. Carry on, tough guy.

Seems to me you are the one acting tough...

I was just carrying on the friendly jest...

Seems to me you are getting a bit heated under the collar on it...

I will let it be...

Have a nice night guy...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

Not at all...

So...care to venture to the light Uncle Morty...?

You're jealous Ryan...green eyed jealous that I can do what I want ..when I want....and make you look like a fresh donut after a bad jelly injection by simply streaming out a series of typos.

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You're jealous Ryan...green eyed jealous that I can do what I want ..when I want....and make you look like a fresh donut after a bad jelly injection by simply streaming out a series of typos.

Night Morty...

meet the ignore button once again...

it is sad you wouldn't come out of the dark room for a face to face...

Real life too scary for a smart guy like you...

Night night, kiss the cats and pillow for me...