Well Now

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

You're just like a little kitten.

Shine the flashlight at a spot on the wall and you jump at it.

Shine it in another spot and you leap there.

Awfully insecure you are.

You are the eggman.



Get lost you filthy swine.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by byalip

How 'bout just plain Thud or JustPlainDud....or ElmerFudd or PieceofCrud.

I ain't going with the letter P....cause you'll get P.U.D.

Come on kids. Put down your plastic pails and shovels. Wipe the sand from your eyes.

You will need to do far better to learn my descritive of your fledgling, lamentably failing little cabal.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by byalip

How 'bout just plain Thud or JustPlainDud....or ElmerFudd or PieceofCrud.

I ain't going with the letter P....cause you'll get P.U.D.

I belive Mr.Fudd takes ViagraFalls.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

You are the eggman.



Get lost you filthy swine.

do you like pork chops?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

do you like pork chops?

ViagraFalls ...you're addicted to it apparently...no?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

do you like pork chops?

Do you also ingest FlacidAcid?



Did someone spray your now thimble with mousey-poo-be-gone?

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

ViagraFalls ...you're addicted to it apparently...no?

you make less sense than some of your more high profile ersatz friends.

And the answer to your question is sorry, chump, never touched the stuff. My junk is still in fine working condition.

Yours, on the other hand, I hear, requires support during even modest physical activity.

Do you find you are getting a good fit from the peanut shell and rubber band you're using?

[byalip]

Failing little cabal. huh???

That really knocked me off my rocker.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by byalip

Failing little cabal. huh???

That really knocked me off my rocker.

I already asked you to put down your pail and shovel and concentrate.

You are failing miserably.

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by byalip

So are you one of us? You know we're referred to in public as ivory tower living liberals who don't have the mustard to stick it out in Iraq and expose the Grand Klaxon, hood wearing slime for what they are.

Well I'm not much of a liberal.....definately more of a moderate conservative who is not opposed to exposing slime for what they are...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

you make less sense than some of your more high profile ersatz friends.

And the answer to your question is sorry, chump, never touched the stuff. My junk is still in fine working condition.

Yours, on the other hand, I hear, requires support during even modest physical activity.

Do you find you are getting a good fit from the peanut shell and rubber band you're using?

It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.

Now you're all upset.

Is the peanut shell you wear for a jockstrap too large and shifting uncomfortably?

You can look for a tinier one I suppose , but the one you have is the smallest available.

The good news is you can surely find a different size rubber band.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

Now you're all upset.

Is the peanut shell you wear for a jockstrap too large and shifting uncomfortably?

You can look for a tinier one I suppose , but the one you have is the smallest available.

The good news is you can surely find a different size rubber band.

Remember:

--------
It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.
-----------------


And stupider....and stupider......an so forth.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Remember:

--------
It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.
-----------------


And stupider....and stupider......an so forth.

All right, you give up. I'll let you live. For now. You were getting boring anyway.

[Mortimer]

Gee.

Henny Youngman finally left.





Hershey Bars offer better comebacks.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Gee.

Henny Youngman finally left.





Hershey Bars offer better comebacks.

Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.





It's the THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE!


SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.

Just to be clear can you identify who is part of the cabal??


and perhaps even what it is that is your beef

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Oh my God.





It's the THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE!


SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!

The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.

[estreetposse]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.

Here's a good one...

A baby seal walks into a club...