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Old 04-04-2007, 04:07 PM
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Byalip, I miss our resident badboy.

Maybe he's just traveling. I hope he does come back.
Grits I threatened to start a SAVE MORTY thread, but it was met with complete indifference. I can suggest that all it takes to spark a return is a little attention... a little fawning, and maybe some flattery.
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:03 PM
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Grits I threatened to start a SAVE MORTY thread, but it was met with complete indifference. I can suggest that all it takes to spark a return is a little attention... a little fawning, and maybe some flattery.
There is NO WAY that I'm spouting out love notes about Ohio State. I refuse.
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:20 PM
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Grits I threatened to start a SAVE MORTY thread, but it was met with complete indifference. I can suggest that all it takes to spark a return is a little attention... a little fawning, and maybe some flattery.
Pandering, even. Pais, will have to make sure he reads our thoughts here as well.
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:25 PM
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Grits I threatened to start a SAVE MORTY thread, but it was met with complete indifference. I can suggest that all it takes to spark a return is a little attention... a little fawning, and maybe some flattery.
My sweet.


You know me so well.






Kissy-poo ...my dear.
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:26 PM
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If you don't all clean up your act, I WILL show you my boobees...

And then,


you'll

be

sorry

I'm still being bad ..ma'am.


Know what ahm sayin' ?







=:>
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:04 PM
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Not as bad as when you were awful.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:20 PM
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My head is spinning.

Just what's this going to take ma'am!!?
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:23 PM
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Stop picking on Pedigree Ann.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:24 PM
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Stop picking on Pedigree Ann.

ROR!!



You know I can't help attacking the lame.

I am a predator.



I would like to know what hatched "byalip".

It haunts me.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:30 PM
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Ped Ann has a border collie puppy avatar, so it's hands off. I take the BC's very seriously.

As for the lip, I get away with murder, by the skin of my teeth.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:33 PM
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Ped Ann has a border collie puppy avatar, so it's hands off. I take the BC's very seriously.

As for the lip, I get away with murder, by the skin of my teeth.


Oh all right.....brother.




And nowI get it...you've always been a smart oneCooby.

I should have gotten it.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:34 PM
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Uh, Morty...wake up!

There's a thread over in the Paddock that is crying out for some of your shameless double entendres.

It's got a delicious title and should whet your interest: Cotton Balls for NoBiz
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:37 PM
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Oh God.

Don't get him started. Haha
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:39 PM
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Uh, Morty...wake up!

There's a thread over in the Paddock that is crying out for some of your shameless double entendres.

It's got a delicious title and should whet your interest: Cotton Balls for NoBiz

E-U!!!!
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:52 PM
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You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'???
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:11 PM
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You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'???
Are you thinkin' I just got neutered?






WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS THEBBY???
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:26 PM
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Someone is knocking down the star rating of this thread.



I hope Morty's Merrymakers take note.
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Old 04-05-2007, 04:24 PM
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Are you thinkin' I just got neutered?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS THEBBY???



Neutered???

Just what kind of balls and whose is Tagg using on NoBiz?
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:03 PM
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Neutered???

Just what kind of balls and whose is Tagg using on NoBiz?

!!!!!!!



OOOOOOOOOO



What happened is I am now blocked from the "adult" forums.

I think I embarrassed them with my fine SA Derby analysis.


Plus Dispencer was defenseless.
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:09 PM
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We have to watch ourselves around here....but it's a good exercise to see how close to the edge you can get.
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