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Old 09-21-2008, 09:48 PM
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It did not receive Frisbee fetching instruction.

You are good tonight!
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Old 09-21-2008, 09:57 PM
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Old 09-21-2008, 10:00 PM
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Old 09-21-2008, 10:03 PM
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I was hoping for pies....but thank you.
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Old 09-21-2008, 10:06 PM
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Yes,but a very successful sissy.....mind you.
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:48 PM
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Yes,but a very successful sissy.....mind you.


Modest too.
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:11 PM
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Yes.

I'm modest,too.









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Old 09-22-2008, 08:17 PM
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I'm modest,too.

And "snappy".
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Old 09-23-2008, 07:58 AM
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You can't.
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Well it's about time someone here yanked her bikinis down and gave her a spiffy one across the dupa.
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:57 AM
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Yeah I fuc|<ed her. Sh1t was so cash.
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^^^ 2008 edition Oompa Loompa?
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I just popped another woody.
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Now I have TWO woodies!!



How did I do that!?
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