Can You Hear Race

[Mortimer]

I don't think HandShadow can make very much.


Ah wonder what he does?

Maybe it's easier to think what he doesn't.














A creative writer?



ror!


crinkle

trash can







A greeter in Las Vagas?




NNNNO.


crinkle

trash can












Seceretary of Defense?




Nah...he ain't got none.


crinkle

trash can









What about the Microsoft Wizzard?





rule-eng un ze flour!!!


crinkle

trash can













What about a gray big ol' cloud o' dust!!!!!!?





YES!!

[philcski]

Originally Posted by The Bid

If tracks didnt have dead areas can you imagine how hard it would be to lie to your girlfriend or family about where you were. Godbless the dead areas

LOL at least you can tell her you're "working"

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan

I have asked her PLENTY of times to go to the track with me, the only times she will go is if I take her to dinner there, which I have no problem with but sometimes I just go to gamble. I like to gamble, she hates to gamble. She knows I go to the track a lot, but when she is working if she doesn't ask where I am why should I tell her that I am at the track?? If she asked, I would tell her I'm at the track, but she don't ask I don't tell!



I'm 21, anyone know where I can find a good looking women who likes to spend a day at the track and have a good time???

Derbytrail.com?

Dude, word of advice... don't lie about it. If she doesn't like what you do, the relationship isn't going to work. Move on. Been there and it never turns out well... eventually you will find a wonderful woman with similar interests that you can do things together!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by philcski

LOL at least you can tell her you're "working"



Derbytrail.com?

Dude, word of advice... don't lie about it. If she doesn't like what you do, the relationship isn't going to work. Move on. Been there and it never turns out well... eventually you will find a wonderful woman with similar interests that you can do things together!

Does this mean you have married Cajanatah?

[philcski]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Does this mean you have married Cajanatah?

No... but she's a wonderful woman and the type of girl I'm talking about.

Mine, while a member of this locale, will remain under the cloak of darkness.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by philcski

No... but she's a wonderful woman and the type of girl I'm talking about.

Mine, while a member of this locale, will remain under the cloak of darkness.

HELLO!









How are u?











Oh I'm fine ..


























..thank you.

















































thud

[philcski]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

HELLO!
How are u?
Oh I'm fine ..
..thank you.
thud

Sometimes I wonder if we speak the same language. I have no idea what you're getting at...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by philcski

Sometimes I wonder if we speak the same language. I have no idea what you're getting at...

But I know what you are.



That's the difference.














MORTE'

[philcski]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

But I know what you are.
That's the difference.

MORTE'

That makes it all the more confounding...

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by philcski

No... but she's a wonderful woman and the type of girl I'm talking about.

Mine, while a member of this locale, will remain under the cloak of darkness.

Thanks for the compliment, Phil...

It's strange, but I feel the same way about most of the men I run into around here (Orlando area.) None of them are interested in horseracing like I am and I feel as if I can't relate to men who aren't at least curious about the sport. I am by no means a serious horseplayer (although if I had the cash flow, I probably would be), but you will never hear me complaining about people who are. I personally love men who enjoy this sport in one way or the other because I'm actually an independent person and enjoy my own free time as well... I would never bitch about a guy going out to the track. Funny enough too... I would venture to say that most men who play the ponies don't have the time or money to be cheaters and I respect that. Cheating is the only thing I have a problem with.