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Old 06-06-2007, 11:08 AM
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this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:10 AM
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this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?

the girls who did audition were tricked into thinking they will win a date with blackthroatedwind.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:11 AM
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this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?
You're going to have to do a LOT better than that.








NO.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:12 AM
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the girls who did audition were tricked into thinking they will win a date with blackthroatedwind.

They always are.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:12 AM
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this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?
Its still early...wait for the late closers !

[ btw.. I didnt mean...... late closers = last call @ 4am bar ]
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:14 AM
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I will be mighty unhappy if I don't see auditions by Thebby and MyKittyKat by this evening.


As well as AuntyCooby.








Eddeby Abby ....r u listening?
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:21 AM
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Aunty Cooby?
I see that brain damage is acting up again.
Morty, I love the picture you sent me of your hands. So kind and....

soft.
dare I say....featherlike?
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:21 AM
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I thought you learned last night why I can't be one of your "girls"
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:37 AM
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I thought you learned last night why I can't be one of your "girls"

HELLO!!!!













FINE WORK THEBBY!









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Old 06-06-2007, 11:43 AM
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splendid...where do I pick up my paycheck?
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splendid...where do I pick up my paycheck?





( Ma'am...please.......ixnay on the oneymay)
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:49 AM
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my bad...I always work for free.
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(new address and working hours...PLEASE!!)
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:53 AM
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You're going to have to do a LOT better than that.








NO.
just for the record, i'm not a contestant.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:57 AM
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just for the record, i'm not a contestant.
You're trying too hard.










Think of it this way....


.....woud you rather be a Philski Boy??
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:00 PM
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This is very tiring.






The auditions are sapping me.

I must rest.







The rest of you....


.....don't disappoint me.
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:01 PM
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the girls who did audition were tricked into thinking they will win a date with blackthroatedwind.

You mean it wasn't for a date with BTW? Oh, well then I am out!
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