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Old 03-24-2009, 05:43 PM
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Wow. I sort of thought the satirical portion was funny.

Then I realized it paled in comparison to the next 18 posts.

Unintentionally hilarious.
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:52 PM
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Yeah, I mean it was cool for the prior administration to be the butt of jokes left and right, but heaven forbid anyone make a comment about the chosen one.

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That's yet another lie. There's a forum dedicated to it. They just didn't want their thread to have to compete for attention with the Conservative threads that abound there.
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Old 03-24-2009, 07:03 PM
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says the Master of the run-on sentence(replete with cultural analysis free of charge)
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Old 03-24-2009, 07:51 PM
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Please tell me who the hell is "They". You paranoia reminds me of 35 years ago when I took acid. I am not they, I am me. And just wanted to bring a brief momentary humor to what was a dull boring day, at least for me. I'm sorry of I put a golf related JOKE in the sports section, but thought it better than putting it in any other section.

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Old 03-24-2009, 07:58 PM
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Please tell me who the hell is "They". You paranoia reminds me of 35 years ago when I took acid. I am not they, I am me. And just wanted to bring a brief momentary humor to what was a dull boring day, at least for me. I'm sorry of I put a golf related JOKE in the sports section, but thought it better than putting it in any other section.

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Spyder: you know the libs are a sensitive bunch! I thought it was done in good taste, but they tend to get their whiteys in a bunch. Have a good night.
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Old 03-24-2009, 07:59 PM
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Some of it's lazy writing, but some of it's a choice. Like this following situation:


"Fck reality, you wanted her to have her say."

Now, I am not going to put a period after "reality." That's a choice I made, because people don't talk that way. I know it's technically incorrect, but I don't want a complete separation there. I want a slight pause there. It's not a perfect set of rules. That's just my opinion of it.
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Old 03-24-2009, 08:23 PM
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Please tell me who the hell is "They". You paranoia reminds me of 35 years ago when I took acid. I am not they, I am me. And just wanted to bring a brief momentary humor to what was a dull boring day, at least for me. I'm sorry of I put a golf related JOKE in the sports section, but thought it better than putting it in any other section.

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It's political, and it's not golf related. It's not sports related. I could adapt political lies and exaggerations to fit a lot of situations. So, I am not buying that argument you keep making. You can adapt all these Socialist/Communist exaggerations to almost any vocation. Just turn the jockey standings upside down, and you've gone from golf to horse racing. I don't find your Socialist/Communist exaggerations about the President to be funny, but (more importantly) they are in the wrong place. There is a forum for political stuff. They(people who want to attack the president) can do it there. It's not what you wrote. It's where you put it. I can bleed politics into any of these forums. So, if you all want to go this way, then don't complain later.
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Some of it's lazy writing, but some of it's a choice. Like this following situation:


"Fck reality, you wanted her to have her say."

Now, I am not going to put a period after "reality." That's a choice I made, because people don't talk that way. I know it's technically incorrect, but I don't want a complete separation there. I want a slight pause there. It's not a perfect set of rules. That's just my opinion of it.
you don't understand it, do ya?
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Old 03-24-2009, 08:37 PM
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you don't understand it, do ya?
Music to my ears.
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Old 03-25-2009, 02:15 PM
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you don't understand it, do ya?

Black don't crack, butter just sag (ask anybody seen a Double-Chin Puffy Dance!)
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It's political, and it's not golf related. It's not sports related. I could adapt political lies and exaggerations to fit a lot of situations. So, I am not buying that argument you keep making. You can adapt all these Socialist/Communist exaggerations to almost any vocation. Just turn the jockey standings upside down, and you've gone from golf to horse racing. I don't find your Socialist/Communist exaggerations about the President to be funny, but (more importantly) they are in the wrong place. There is a forum for political stuff. They(people who want to attack the president) can do it there. It's not what you wrote. It's where you put it. I can bleed politics into any of these forums. So, if you all want to go this way, then don't complain later.
Manny Ramirez would be a better President than what we currently have. And to appease the lefties, he would also be better than the last three also. Of course he was born outside the country but apparantly that rule has been waived...





























That should stimulate Scuds
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Manny Ramirez would be a better President than what we currently have. And to appease the lefties, he would also be better than the last three also. Of course he was born outside the country but apparantly that rule has been waived...

That should stimulate Scuds

The spelling was the best part. I salute you, sir. It's a much more interesting version.
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Oh sure, be nice to him. He's one of us..watch out
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The spelling was the best part. I salute you, sir. It's a much more interesting version.
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Music to my ears.

It's not the syntax.....it's the content!
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I'm confused. I thought bowling was Obama's game, not golf??
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:02 PM
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I'm confused. I thought bowling was Obama's game, not golf??
he presidents as well as he bowls
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Old 03-26-2009, 02:46 PM
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man, people are too friggin serious

it's ok to laugh at yourself, your views etc

chill pill and it was funny

now, his comment about the 129 he bowled? I hope he gets smoked by a special olympics bowler by like 150 and he struts around the bowling alley fist pumping
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