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Old 10-26-2008, 04:39 PM
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She's not going to rub my belly.
do you kick your leg if someone rubs your belly?
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Old 10-26-2008, 04:43 PM
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do you kick your leg if someone rubs your belly?
Why..yes.

Ah do.





Try rubbing a little south of there and you will really see some action.
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:09 PM
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She's not going to rub either location.
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:39 PM
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she isn't exactly made of money like mccains old lady. supposedly the rnc bought the clothes, and then they're supposed to be donated to charity from what i read.
If nobody said anything, those clothes were going back to Alaska.
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:42 PM
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i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.
Tell her a hunting joke.
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:50 PM
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If nobody said anything, those clothes were going back to Alaska.
They should work well in the dead of Winter...
in her trailer park.

I dont think they have that many fancy dinner
parties in Alaska. She will go back to jeans and
the lumberjack shirt.
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:53 PM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Nothing! They both shout "Drill, Baby, Drill"
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:56 PM
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i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.
Where did he say he heard the joke? Howard Stern? O.K.? That's a pretty specific audience. This is 180 degrees away from Bob Hope's humor. Those are the 2 extremes of humor. Not funny, and funny(but inappropriate.)
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:00 PM
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Try again?

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: While her mouth chants "USA,USA,USA", her vagina can only plead "Drill, Baby, Drill"
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:03 PM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: Her mouth is a (patriotic) stunt, while her vagina is a (Christian) ****
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:16 PM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: Her mouth is a cunning stunt, while her vagina is a stunning c unt
i have no idea where you were going with the original post so i fixed it.
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:17 PM
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I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:18 PM
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[quote=Mike]Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

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My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:19 PM
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I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it

Biden would laugh, off camera, I hope.Not sure if he can incorporate the joke into his stump speech
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

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My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"
That's pretty good, better than mine

One thing that's great is imagining which one has the lipstick

The other great thing is Scuds floating these Q&A's by his mom
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:23 PM
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One likes lipstick, the other likes a dipstick?
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:30 PM
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That's pretty good, better than mine

One thing that's great is imagining which one has the lipstick

The other great thing is Scuds floating these Q&A's by his mom
It only works if you tell her it's inappropriate(before you tell the joke.)
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:41 PM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

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My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"
that's what my son said...
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that's what my son said...
LOL..I guess Sarah did start the whole thing. She's a riot.
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I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it

none of us took offense...we've all told some pretty raunchy jokes that were funny...i guess this particular one just didn't do it for us.
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