snowy woods

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

^^^^Reads faster than me. Clyde owes me 10 minutes.

Stevie Wonder reads faster than you.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

The snowy woods used to be filled with predators, now it's just cupcakes and marshmallows. You are worse than the Zartards.

Hey!


I almsot won several of those races.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Ten Dollah....Me Love you long time... Winner to

!!













thud

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Arletta

She mooed


I mean moved long time ago....

oh mine Got
















thud

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I am leaving.....


for Vegas in 5 days

Best post yet.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Have fun!

I'm going to KY on Tuesday!

Bettah!!

[clyde]

"She mooed"















rule-eng un ze flour!!!!





leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!

[clyde]

OK,SportyFans....time to get serious as I just robbed the Moo n' Go here in town.




Am going to the Thsitleydowns and bah me some picky sixy tickys.


Plus...a little something else.


I am playing the song as Miss "Ah bets me two horseys every race" tries to stay alive in the Oaky thing.





Yes.

Good luck to you, Miss Barnside.

You certainly took any I had last night.

[clyde]

And guess who I am betting all of my 200 dollah on?








KISS-KISS, DAHLINGS!!










you don't have to look any bettah...ah'd still be in yo sweatah!!










fucl< you and fucl< hah ,too!

[clyde]

Hey.



SightyTard.

Where's FrannyTard and DebbieTard?

[clyde]

Hello SportyFans.


Just back in from The Thistleydowns about 20 minutes ago.

God are those people old!!

I swear I saw maybe 4 or 5 who were under 90. I mean, God bless them all...and I should be so lucky.

But wow!



They threw me out for fucl<ing around with the clerks.I told them I was only kidding....but I think it was when after the guy in front of me said to the clerk,''Hi Gourgeous.".....and then I came up and said, "Hi Ugly.".....I think that one did it.

Those people have no sense of humor whatsoever.

Anways...you will never believe I have not checked anything since I got back...so first:














fucl< me and fucl< my redbo'ds,too!!






Happy now?...are ya?







Here's what I have:



The Thistleydowns:


RACE 3....5 to win on 6,TapOneTime. My very good friend,JaneyMagrell ,better come through for me for a change.

Also have one dollah e-box and tri box on yer 1,2,6.


RACE 8:


This requires some explanation. Unfortunately,ah made a boo-boo for someone.Arletta........when I said 8......well, you know 3 out of 4 years we have the same birthday.I got a little confused so I was thinking of my 1 out of 4 years birthday.That ZC is 8. The 3 out of 4 is ,9.


So solly.

With that in mind, one of my huge faves up here is Sometinspectacular.....who keeps on making me lose all my moan-ay.But...today he is number 8 in the 8th.SSSSSSO................5 dollah wiin 8,2 dollah e-box 4-8.




KEENLAND:


RACE 5...BIIIIIG 10 dollah spill...I mean win bet on 8, My Miss Olive Oil.

2 dollah e-box,4-8




OAKYTREE:



RACEY POO ONE....5 dollah win on 4,CanadianBrew

2 dollah e-box,1-4

2 dollah picky 4.....1-8-4-4

2 dollah picky 4.....4-8-4-7


RACE 3:



5 dollah win on 4,Clubhouse Rules

2 dollah picky sixy......4-3-8-5-2-4


RACE 4:

2 dollah e-box.....4-8

2 dollah picky 3....4-3-1




RACE 8 5 dollah win 4,Jiggly







That's it.Now I will look.

Some of these fucl<ers better win or it's back to eating tree bark for the next 3 weeks.

[clyde]

Well Janey fucl<ed me again...BUT WIN EX. AND TRI.!!!!



APP. 47 dollah!!

Uncly love me lllllong time!







All I have checked so far.Have to do this in order or else the ZC's strike back with a vengence.

[clyde]

4-got to turn on the song.




Wok good.

[clyde]

I think I'm going to cry.



This better work,Arletta.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Hey.



SightyTard.

Where's FrannyTard and DebbieTard?

We got delayed in TardTown.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

We got delayed in TardTown.

ror!!!!
















and......fucl<you and yo bright ideas..Arletta!!

[clyde]

Phooey.



Still have just a few yet to run...maybe wok good now.

[clyde]

Well that all went directly south.




I hate horseys.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by clyde

Well that all went directly south.




I hate horseys.

Dont' hate the Playa, hate the ...errr.... no, that's not how it goes...


















Don't hate Thistly, hate the horseys....... hmmmmmm - no good either.......






























Don't hate the Horseys, hate Kapets... It's mostly his fault.













There .... Soooooo much more bettah







You are much better suited for Character Assassinations anyway - which by the way, appear to be directly on =5's predicted track for completion

[clyde]

!!!!!!!
























fucl< you and fucl< kapets and =5,too!