The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Arletta

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[Rileyoriley]

In the Belmont Belly Button Stakes....Medal Count is now an inny.

[Rileyoriley]

The post above this post;gosh it reminds me so much of that column I just wrote for that Dyslexic racing newspaper,OFF THEY'RE!



THE SALI EXCLUSION PRINCICPLE

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFORM!!


I do not believe two great horsey's (in this case:SaliChrome and Social Disease)can be in the same race at the same time with the same energy.Either, one of them has to scratch or-----one or both is not a great horsey.

But before I digress, let me mention something off the topic.

Chromesters are beginning to pay the price of their legendary lunacy.

Do you 'ememer JihadScientist?

He was that massive eruption of gross stupidity who planted himself at NoAdvantage.That's the place were ThaiGuys go to flame out;if you recall.Well....he flamed out.I don't think I have ever seen a more compelling reason for postnatal abortion.


ANYWAYS!!....now I digress.


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

It looks as though Matterhorn is now in the Belmonty's!!!!

YOW.


On this fine day when we give thanks to those who went through so much,Matterhorn is announced for the Belmonty's.Ever read Matterhorn? Just out maybe around 4-5 years ago.A novel based on truth by a real participant of the Viet Nam war.Really a great book.

Good grief....ClydeForm may have just found CC's exacta partner.Stand by .


OK. I digressed.

No back to what I digressed from before I went off topic.

Or was it after I went off topic?



Kin ya hep me here?

Oh boy.

There I go again.


I just don't remember.I know it had something to do with horsey racing.God if Hydra sees this column she is going to send me one of her patented, blistering e-mails.Hydra can be a real bitch when she chooses.Wait, I think I know what it was.




Will New Yorkers be all over WickedWrong and/or The Rat?Bad enough we have the Chromesters,now we may also have the Toasties to battle.

Hey!-----know when you are a Confirmed Googlie? If you show a California Aluminum avy and swoon over Steve Fairy.Then you would be a Confirmed Googlie.What is a Googlie? For those who do not know, go to 3:13 of the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s

That's a Googlie.





Say! Who won the Met Mile?

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Say! Who won the Met Mile?

ok Who won the Met Mile

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

ok Who won the Met Mile

Never mind. Colt by Misunderstood out of I Regress

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Never mind. Colt by Misunderstood out of I Regress

Gary Moore ? He was the host of that game show in the 1960's.

What do Gary Moore and Gary Moore both have in common ?

[my miss storm cat]

This is addressed to the CEO of CLYDEFORM and it is a request.

I cannot start another handwringing, woeful thread in the pad lock BUT I am very concerned and would like a moment of your time.

Shirley you remember the American Derby a few years ago which the very nice boy, Workin' for Hops won... right?

So check this out:

* * *

Arlington - Friday, May 30, 2014
Arlington CLAIMING $5,000

Purse $11,000. For Three Year Olds And Upward Which Have Not Won Two Races Since August 30, 2013 Or Have Never Won Four Races. Three Year Olds, 118 Lbs.; Older, 124 Lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since April 30, 2014 Allowed 3 Lbs. Claiming Price $5,000 (Races Where Entered For $4,000 Or Less Not Considered In Eligibility Or Allowances). Seven Furlongs. (All Weather Track)

1 1 Workin for Hops (KY) 7/G L $5,000 O Vergara, Jr. 1147 K Zavash 2/1
2 2 Strong Luck (FL) 6/G L $5,000 N Vigil 124 M R Yanez 4/1
3 3 Dubai Kingdom (KY) 4/G L $5,000 E Perez 121 M Perez 10/1
4 4 Epic Phelps (IL) 6/G L $5,000 S Sanjur 1147 D DiZeo 6/1
5 5 Flashy Green (KY) 7/G L $5,000 S Russell 121 R E Dobbs, Jr. 10/1
6 6 Broken Bow (FL) 5/G L $5,000 E Cosme 121 D Poulos 20/1
7 7 Forest King (KY) 8/G L $5,000 E Esquivel 124 H H Robertson 5/1
8 8 Dominant Suh (KY) 6/G L $5,000 R B Homeister, Jr. 121 I Mason 9/2


So what I want to know is can we have the occasional theme day up until the running of the Belmont Stakes?

We can have act like a whore day, Old Dog Appreciation Day, Let's all be nice to the person we like the least day, Wish Workin For Hops Luck Day (obviously that's Friday), pay homage to Clydiepoo Day, Dolphin Day (no not that kind of dolphin), Pud Tales Day and on and on.

As Aragorn says in lotr return of the kings "what say you?"

So for Friday I'm not asking that we all hold hands and sing kumbaya or anything but can it be a day dedicated to him and the other nice graded stakes winners who end up in these 5k claiming races where they don't belong?

If it's no that's fine Morty... just let me know so I can start baking (you get a cake if it's no).

Now which day is California Chrome Day?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Gary Moore ? He was the host of that game show in the 1960's.

What do Gary Moore and Gary Moore both have in common ?

Who can turn the world on with her smile? Mary Tyler Moore-mother of siamese twins Gary and Gary.