The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Arletta]

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[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

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From Morty:


Chromester

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wncSS-h0uo

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

From Morty:


Chromester

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wncSS-h0uo

[Arletta]

Deb.. Your a good sport.. I hope you get a nice basket filled with "goodies" too when this is over

[herkhorse]

anyone else having problems printing CLYDEFORM? Happens every year on big days.

[herkhorse]

whew, glad that Debbieporn only lasted 4 hours. Any more than that and you're supposed to see a doctor.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

whew, glad that Debbieporn only lasted 4 hours. Any more than that and you're supposed to see a doctor.

I laughed.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

whew, glad that Debbieporn only lasted 4 hours. Any more than that and you're supposed to see a doctor.

I was exhausted too! And that was my doctor in the video.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

anyone else having problems printing CLYDEFORM? Happens every year on big days.

CLYDEFORM sent me this email the other day........

Dear CLYDEFORM Customer,

We wanted to thank you (but we were busy watching reruns of Barney Miller) for your patience as we worked through the CLYDEFORM printing issue that some of you experienced this past week.

Our team has implemented an advanced tool that will ensure that functionality is up and running for as much as 4 hours this busy Triple Crown Season. If functionality lasts longer than 4 hours, call your friends and brag.

Your loyalty and enthusiasm for CLYDEFORM, though misguided, is sincerely appreciated by
everyone here at CFRM.

In addition to the FREE race card we offered last week, which is valid
for any track/date over the next 2 hours, we’d like to give you a FREE bag of carrots.

Rabbit not included. Not legal in all states. No purchase necessary. Read manual before using. Use is not subject to any federal, state or local laws or regulations but shall be governed by Iroquois law. Special offer excludes taxes, title and dealer fees. By printing, users agree that former Beulah employees, their families and friends shall have exclusive jurisdiction over any dispute or litigation arising from or relating to the use of CFRM products and agree that the town of Spunky Puddle, Ohio shall be the venue for the same. Your results may vary. Do not use if you are pregnant or suffer from restless genital syndrome. CFRM technology is not designed, manufactured, or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, truck stop showers, air traffic control, Burger King drive-throughs, or weapons systems, in which the failure of CFRM technology could lead directly to death, personal injury, warts, STDs, or severe physical or environmental damage. May cause blurred vision, ringing in the ears, loss of self control and car keys, sunburn, unusual or uncommon urges, uncontrollable tongue movements, and men to develop fully functional mammary glands. Bra not included. Viewer discretion is advised.

[Sightseek]

Oooooooo!!!!

^^^^
why are my big pies defaulting to mini pies?

phooey!!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

CLYDEFORM sent me this email the other day........

Dear CLYDEFORM Customer,

We wanted to thank you (but we were busy watching reruns of Barney Miller) for your patience as we worked through the CLYDEFORM printing issue that some of you experienced this past week.

Our team has implemented an advanced tool that will ensure that functionality is up and running for as much as 4 hours this busy Triple Crown Season. If functionality lasts longer than 4 hours, call your friends and brag.

Your loyalty and enthusiasm for CLYDEFORM, though misguided, is sincerely appreciated by
everyone here at CFRM.

In addition to the FREE race card we offered last week, which is valid
for any track/date over the next 2 hours, we’d like to give you a FREE bag of carrots.

Rabbit not included. Not legal in all states. No purchase necessary. Read manual before using. Use is not subject to any federal, state or local laws or regulations but shall be governed by Iroquois law. Special offer excludes taxes, title and dealer fees. By printing, users agree that former Beulah employees, their families and friends shall have exclusive jurisdiction over any dispute or litigation arising from or relating to the use of CFRM products and agree that the town of Spunky Puddle, Ohio shall be the venue for the same. Your results may vary. Do not use if you are pregnant or suffer from restless genital syndrome. CFRM technology is not designed, manufactured, or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, truck stop showers, air traffic control, Burger King drive-throughs, or weapons systems, in which the failure of CFRM technology could lead directly to death, personal injury, warts, STDs, or severe physical or environmental damage. May cause blurred vision, ringing in the ears, loss of self control and car keys, sunburn, unusual or uncommon urges, uncontrollable tongue movements, and men to develop fully functional mammary glands. Bra not included. Viewer discretion is advised.

You've just been hired as our legal consultant!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

anyone else having problems printing CLYDEFORM? Happens every year on big days.

I am confused and don't understand how many horsies we may pick so here are my four...

California Chrome
Ride On, Curlin (say it like you mean it)
Ring Weekend
Ria Antonia (Oh I will edit this then... okey dokey?)

Now if someone could please clarify the rules so I know if I need to pick more horsies that would be fantabulous.

To the execs @ CLYDEFORM - did you happen to notice the trainer of the red saddle cloth horse (eeew) and have you found the octopus yet?

Omg I just had a thought what if Casse trained a horse and Kayla Stra had the mount? Would it drop dead or just turn to stone or salt or something?

Happy Freakness Day, children.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

I am confused and don't understand how many horsies we may pick so here are my four...

California Chrome
Ride On, Curlin (say it like you mean it)
Ring Weekend
Ria Antonia (Oh I will edit this then... okey dokey?)

Now if someone could please clarify the rules so I know if I need to pick more horsies that would be fantabulous.

To the execs @ CLYDEFORM - did you happen to notice the trainer of the red saddle cloth horse (eeew) and have you found the octopus yet?

Omg I just had a thought what if Casse trained a horse and Kayla Stra had the mount? Would it drop dead or just turn to stone or salt or something?

Happy Freakness Day, children.

Even though you picked 4 horseys My-Miss-4-Picks, you did have CC first so-
10 POINTS for you!!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Deb.. Your a good sport.. I hope you get a nice basket filled with "goodies" too when this is over

Thank you. I try to remain heavily sedated.

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde:
It is my hope the contestants applaud me for having shamed The Debonatah into a consolation contest.I told her she was stiffing her fans.....wok good!

My swell pick:

DynamicImpact



For doo dah!!:


You are correct.....Hansen the horsey and not the doctor.The doctor was busy making that smut film with Deb-O-Deb, as she clearly stated.

[OldDog]

OOOOOOOOOO!


I pick Californee Chalk. Er, Chrome!

Throaty blister and all.