The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

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I will update contest later tonight. In the meantime, here is Morty's fine Derby selections:

This is updated,but I'd still want it recognized that I did not like the Big Bunny.Thank you.

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CLYDEFORM!! presents.....


Fine Horsey Analysis for the CURRENT RUNNING of the KENTUCKY 20 HORSEY
SQUAMISH!!



Come, let us go do this thing:






1. Vicar's In Trouble

Was there ever a bettah named horsey?


I think not.

I don't mean the horse "not".

I mean there was not a bettah named horsey.



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2. Harry's Holiday

He will like this gate as he likes to run like the dickens.

Think "dyslexic" finish here.


No way.


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3. Clunkle Sigh

blech!!


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4. Danza

I think he won a Tony.

Very nice horsey.


nnnnnyyyyyooooow!!



thud






5. California Aluminum

eauxh!!.....He is sssso bee-yoo-deeful!!!!

so pretty !


Give me a stinking break already;he's a Maggie horsey.



whiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!






6. The Rat

vomit


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7. We Miss 19th Place

But it will be close


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8. General A Rod

I really like this fine animal.

Just like 4 others an itty bitty bettah.


Hate to do it, but....


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9. Vinceremos

What his last race showed is that he is not a poly horsey....and that's
all.Those looking for that unlikely horsey that hits the super every year are
looking at Commanding Curve-----and he's the wrong one.

He has the style;he has the smile( as a result of his wonderful assistance given
to those less fortunate).



KEEPAH!!






10. Wildcat Red

DEWD!!!!


KEEPAH!!






11. The Big Bunny

A Baffert animal.

I am ,however, very happy Baffert did not murder him.

**** Baffert.....not the horsey.


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12. Dance With Fate


=:>




KEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!!!!






13. Chitu

Another .....youknowwho.



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14. PebbleCount

No poly;no runny



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15. Tapiture

Once my fave.

But he hosed me last time out,but good.


It's the way I am.



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16. Intense Holiday

BABY!!



KEEPAH!!






17. Commanding Curve

I also really like this horsey and it's hard not to keep him.He reminds of
Deb-O-Deb's tsssssssssss! body.


But I must apply my handicapping skills and say.....


5th place.






18. Candy Boy

snarf!!


What a friggin' sissy.



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19. Ride On Curlin


Still only 10 cents.

What a bargain.



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20. Picked Wrong

For those he did.


....uh,no....



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21....Pablo Full Monte

yay


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1....DANCE WITH FATE
2....INTENSE HOLIDAY
3....WILDCAT RED
4....VENCEREMOS