The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

My esteemed Nerdy Trailers:

Thank you for the gracious honor of being in charge of the nuts. I am deeply moved.

Now do you want each in a little starting gate with a saddle cloth and a jockey made of a smaller nut or something more like this...



Before anyone asks yes I already know if I make Derby horse and jockey nuts and the jockeys are smaller nuts I will make sure Calvin Borel's shell is emply.

Authenticity and all!

... or oh wait! Ah know!

Can I please pay homage to the orcas (Sighty loves the orcas so even though it's not Derby related it IS Sighty related!!!).

I can make each one black and white and in a little tank and then when you eat them you can release them... unless Danzig is playing (is this for made members only?). Since she disagrees with me (I think!) (and not in a mean way Danzig and I do hope you're okay with all the tornadoes and stuff) hers can stay in the tank.. hell I can add some string and draw evil trainers and hers can do sad tricks that will make the children happy.

Okay now ah am depressed but yes I wanna play too.

Was gonna start capping but now what with all the stress over the nut situation I think I will check on my other charity work. (Not on this board).

If anyone has extra white power though I am trying to raise a few extra pounds of it for Mr. Hammond so he look... well like how he always does on Derby day.





Anyhoo Luvs happy Derby week.

Can't wait to play!

The orcas are behooved!

[Rileyoriley]

> your cards, Sir...


Thank you Ms. Dupa.

Let us do the KENTUCKY OAKY.



(I begin.That's not a horsey.I'm saying that I begin.)






1—Please Explain


OK....I think you are water buffalo in a horsey suit.

Happy?



crinkle....


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2—Ria Antonia


I think I saw this one on SmutWorld.

She wore all kinds of leather straps and was nude.She DID a horsey!!



no




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3—Sugar Shock


Brown Sugah was her exercise rider and that's how she got diabetes.

Insulin is an illegal drug in horsey racing.Isn't it? Ah dunno.


ANYWAYS!....


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4—Rosalind

keepah!






5—Thank You Marylou


Should it not be Hello Mary Lou?

Doesn't matter.


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6—Kiss Moon


eeeee-u!!!!

No way!


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7—Fashion Plate

keepah-keepah!!






8—Aurelia's Belle


I think EightBelles' number in the KD was 8.

In deference to that wonderful horsey....I will just put this one as a ''probably not".






9—Unbridled Forever


Oh mine GOT!!!!



KEEPAH-KEEPAH-KEEPAH-KEEPAH!!!!!!!!






10—Empress of Midway


"I hate the elite."

Said nuff.



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11—My Miss Sophia


I don't think anyone's sofa should be in a horsey race.

I may have misread the name....oh well.


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12—Got Lucky

You think you're lucky;wait until you see who got the 13 hole.



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13—Untapable


Well,well,well.

Lucky Miss 13.

You're untappable for a reason....you high class snobby bitch.




whiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!










1....UnbrideldForever
2....FashionPlate
3....Rosiland

That would be yer 9-7-4



There ya go.

[herkhorse]

i have to wizz

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

i have to wizz

Please refrain.