Mayor Ford

[Danzig]

oh.
sweet.
jesus.


“It says I wanted to eat her ***** and I have never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married and I’ve got more than enough to eat at home,” he said before heading up to council


lmao


just...uh, how much of that does he have to eat at home?

[randallscott35]

this could be a canadian thing, steve should chime in on this thread.

[bigrun]

Can he sink any lower? Now Toronto Mayor Rob Ford goes on bizarre oral sex rant about his WIFE as he denies affair with staffer

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/a...onference.html



Wifey

[Danzig]

i wonder if she was dividing things up in her mind.

let's see....the living room suite is nice. i'll let him keep the dining room furniture, because that china cabinet isn't what i wanted anyway...

[Danzig]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slate..._mayor_ad.html


wow, even better live. the amazed faces....oh my. i didn't realize it was LIVE.

seriously, how can he not leave office? he's the mayor of canada's largest city; how can they let him stay? he's a laughingstock.

[randallscott35]

And his approval ratings have been going up....He makes Rod Blago pressers look like church

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Can he sink any lower? Now Toronto Mayor Rob Ford goes on bizarre oral sex rant about his WIFE as he denies affair with staffer

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/a...onference.html



Wifey

it just hit me, what she was probably thinking.....

about the 2.25 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGg

[randallscott35]

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...ord-s-defiance

[jms62]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...ord-s-defiance

Let those who never in their life engaged in public urination cast the first stone.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by jms62

Let those who never in their life engaged in public urination cast the first stone.

"Is it Valentine's Day already"

--LOL

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by jms62

Let those who never in their life engaged in public urination cast the first stone.

Bet he never did it along with 12 others, piling out of a limo at a Jack in the Box drive-thru.

And there's a picture somewhere.

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Danzig

it just hit me, what she was probably thinking.....

about the 2.25 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGg

He's drinking, snorting, the whole works..airplane, one of funniest ever..
and don't call me Shirley
Stewart and Colbert all over this guy, and i assume Leno and Letterman..

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by bigrun

He's drinking, snorting, the whole works..airplane, one of funniest ever..
and don't call me Shirley
Stewart and Colbert all over this guy, and i assume Leno and Letterman..

i nodded off, damn you nyquil!, while watching jon stewart. i caught the beginning of the show last night. good god, where's chris farley when you need him. he'd be a great mayor ford.

'the crack smoking mayor of toronto'. oh boy. he needs to stay in office, dude's hilarious.
but he does make me glad i don't live in toronto. oh, the shame.

[Danzig]

poor mayor...he'll get excited when he hears 'strip', and then will be sad when he finds out it's not that kind of stripping.

http://news.msn.com/world/toronto-co...ayor-of-powers


oh...and poor argonauts.

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Wifey

Question Is?

1) Brazilian
2) Landing Strip
3) Full Bush Canadian

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

this could be a canadian thing, steve should chime in on this thread.

Steve is Canadian?

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Steve is Canadian?

Unless he's changed it. It isn't a sin.

[Danzig]

i just want to thank mayor ford, for the single funniest thing i've ever, ever heard a politician say.
we get tired of the lies, the non-answers, the convoluted responses to questions so as to never put themselves on a hook..
fords candor is refreshing. too bad he's a complete buffoon. but i know i have laughed so hard today at all his antics.

oh boy, what will tomorrow bring?