Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

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Disclaimer: This joke is not intended to insult anyone...If it does, tough schit


A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
>
> He asks a girl in a in the research section: "Do you mind if I
> sit beside you?”
>
> The girl replied with a loud voice: "NO, I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE
> NIGHT WITH YOU!"
>
> All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he
> was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
>
> After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
> and said with a giggle, "I study psychology, and I know what a man
> is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
>
> The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT!!? THAT
> 'S WAY TOO MUCH!
>
> All the people in the library looked at the girl in total shock.
>
> The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".