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07-04-2013, 11:44 AM
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One for the nerds:
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are in a car, Heisenberg in the driver's seat, when they are pulled over by a traffic cop. The officer asks, "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer says "you were going 90 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws up his hands and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!" The officer orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and says to them, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" Schrodinger throws up his hands and says, "Well, NOW we do!"
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07-08-2013, 06:19 AM
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Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
Because they always take things literally.
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07-14-2013, 09:56 PM
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This Tim Conway and Carol Burnett skit never aired. WONDER WHY?
http://www.youtube.com/embed/sJIh70IZua8?rel=0
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07-14-2013, 10:38 PM
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07-15-2013, 11:09 AM
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How bout his jockey skit with Carson.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhO7dMEthK4 And the hall of fame classic the dentist...Harvey Korman cracks up.. http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...=0&FORM=NVPFVR
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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07-15-2013, 06:19 PM
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a guy complains to his doctor...Doc, I'm really scared here..my thing has turned all orange...Doc says let me run some tests and tells the guy to call him the next day...The guy calls the Doc the next day and asks... Well what did you find Doc...The Doc says all the test came back fine, tell me what you do all day...The guy says ...Well Doc, I really don't do much.... mostly just sit around eating cheese doodles and watching porn....
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