Announcement

[Calzone Lord]

Greetings DT'ers,

I am sure by now that you're well aware that we have decided to suspend the Politics section until further notice.

We understand this is not a popular decision with some of you.

Last night, Honu, the 3rd best out of the closet Lesbian poster we have on our current roster, asked for her contract to be terminated.

Others have vowed to stay, but are very unhappy. For instance, this is video captured of 'bigrun' while he was out working his job today:





Sorry, but the Politics section was a sewer and it was also on borrowed time. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING, trust us.

Here's the bottom line, Gang: This place pulls in insane amounts of cash. You really should see the parties we have been throwing from the coin we bleed from this place. Even snuff film enthusiasts would turn away in sheer disgust, if they only knew.

Our tactics and ideas are now constantly changing.

And we ask YOU...how can we continue to keep stuffing our slacks with wads full of cash, to the point where we compensate our lack of bulges in other areas of the trouser?

Two words: Corporate Sponsorship

In the very near future, EVERYONE will bear the image of a corporate logo or product as their Avatar.

We have already selected a few, which will appear below. Please have a pleasant weekend and happy holidays.


Freddy Mo's new sponsor:




GPK's new sponsor:




VJ Stauffer's new sponsor:




- The New Team