Celeb Matches

[Downthestretch55]

Looks like Joe Lieberman is switching political parties.
Wonder what Laura did to bring this about. Could she? Did she?
I'll be looking for the answers.
Eww! I get the "creeps" just thinking about the "sacrifices" that have been made. And I mean MADE!
Tell me it ain't so.
Did it start with the extra time spent slurpin' raw clams at that seafood joint?
Ya know, Momma Lou's Sushi, Clams and Oysters.
Who would've thought this turn of events started on a half shell?
Crack 'em open, slurp, slurp.
Laura, I can't really blame ya. I know you wake up every morning trying to get the loser over the line, anyway you can.
Heck, you even taught him how to read children's books.
Just tell me it ain't so, Laura. You always seemed like the sweet one.

pass the lemon