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Old 10-17-2012, 05:56 PM
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How do you write a Dear John letter...



Dear Indian Charlee,

Clyde is making us look like the fools we are.Our love affair is now over for that reason; and because I have an allergy to goat love juice.

No longer yours,

Da Loss
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Old 10-17-2012, 06:43 PM
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How do you write a Dear John letter...



Dear Indian Charlee,

Clyde is making us look like the fools we are.Our love affair is now over for that reason; and because I have an allergy to goat love juice.

No longer yours,

Da Loss
OMG!! That is the single funniest thing I've ever read! Do you shave every morning with your razor sharp wit?

Please, I'll do whatever it takes to stop being the target of your sarcasm, please just tell me what I need to do to stop being embarrassed by you!
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Old 10-17-2012, 07:23 PM
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OMG!! That is the single funniest thing I've ever read! Do you shave every morning with your razor sharp wit?

Please, I'll do whatever it takes to stop being the target of your sarcasm, please just tell me what I need to do to stop being embarrassed by you!
^^^^ This.



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Old 11-13-2012, 08:43 PM
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Looks like a greyhound and the use of 70's shag carpet colors are well... not thrilled here.

Hate it. How about you?
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:53 PM
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it might work after 30 pack of pbr..
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:05 PM
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What's pbr and yes I am a moron for not knowing.
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:15 PM
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really bad cheap beer..
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Old 11-13-2012, 10:41 PM
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What's pbr and yes I am a moron for not knowing.
pabst blue ribbon

not long ago, we stopped off at a place, in tennessee i think...and there was a pbr sign. i said 'they still make that stuff?!'

anyone here remember red white and blue beer? or schmidts?
father and i stopped off at a potential job once on the way home. (about 30 years ago, christ i'm getting old) we were offered a beer. sure.
hamm's beer. god it was bad. soon as we got on the road, the 'beer' got poured onto the pavement.
ah yes, the good old days when a six pack got you home.
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:13 PM
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it might work after 30 pack of pbr..
PBR is a big hit out here in CA with the skateboarders - many places carry it on tap - go figure.
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