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Old 11-09-2006, 07:11 PM
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I go to lunch today and see a drop dead lookin woman sitting alone at her table. She is sportin the Business Suit, the whole 9 yards. So, I walk by and see no ring. I then stroll up to the counter, sportin my work clothes (I work in the Grocery business fyi) and buy a $15 Gift Certificate and write the following on it -

Hollar back if ya wanna have lunch again, my treat

below I write my cell digits

I walk back by her table and hand it to her

My phone rings 10 minutes ago - Lunch tomorrow - her and I

LOVE THIS ANGLE, it's like Mott on Turf baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superlative!

I'm writing a sequel to my book, "Whiskey, Women and Wagering," to be titled, "Bourbon, Babes and Betting" and I'd be pleased to include this with your approval.
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