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My father just had surgery for prostate cancer last week. It takes a truly dedicated horse player to show up at the track carrying a bag of your own piss hooked up to your dick around with you. I was joking around with him that he should go downstairs into the casino and try to pick up chicks with that bag. |
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Wow, that was some first date. I still can't belive that there was no mention of Subway or anal.........................
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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I am assuming that was the 2nd date.
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Unless there was a strap on involved in the first date....
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No mas.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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