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Old 11-03-2006, 06:23 AM
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you might be a redneck if....

...you hang shotgun shell lights on the christmas tree you cut down in the highway median.
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Old 11-03-2006, 06:26 AM
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you might be a redneck if.....

you have a "milwaukee's best" can as the star of said tree!!
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Old 11-03-2006, 06:41 AM
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you might be a redneck if.....

you have a "milwaukee's best" can as the star of said tree!!
ah, what to use for garland...oh wait, i know--mardi gras beads you got from that girl on the back of the pickup truck--in new orleans they're on the balcony, but you went to your local 'mardi gras' type celebration!
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:11 AM
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you might be a redneck if....

...you hang shotgun shell lights on the christmas tree you cut down in the highway median.
Deb, that's the beautiful thing about living alone....NO CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:13 AM
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Deb, that's the beautiful thing about living alone....NO CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
No Christmas decorations a good thing??? Blah, for shame GPK
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:23 AM
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No Christmas decorations a good thing??? Blah, for shame GPK

No one gonna see them Dustin, what's the point??
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Old 11-03-2006, 10:01 AM
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hey pro, you think you can hook me up with a discount on them there shotgun lights.
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:49 AM
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Deb, that's the beautiful thing about living alone....NO CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
Holy crap! what kind of humbug attitude is that? I live alone and it looks like christmas threw up on my condo...there is no such thing as too many x-mas decorations
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:30 PM
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Holy crap! what kind of humbug attitude is that? I live alone and it looks like christmas threw up on my condo...there is no such thing as too many x-mas decorations

No thanks....just be me and Sarah at Christmas and all she will want to do is sleep
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:33 PM
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No thanks....just be me and Sarah at Christmas and all she will want to do is sleep
whatever Ebeneezer....
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:48 PM
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whatever Ebeneezer....

Actually .....I may get that little jeep with the 2 Bubbas and the deer strapped to the hood. Press the button and the deers head lifts up and starts to sing "Sweet Home Alabama"

now...if you will excuse me....I need to go put my foot in little Billy Bob Sixpack IV's ass for running all over the freaking place in the apartment above me

Lord...help a brotha out....please??
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:57 PM
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And to think I thought all of the "soccer playing" Mexicans were here in Florida!
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