1/14, 16 (AQU): Shots Are Ringing, Ruthless; Jimmy Winkfield

[Calzone Lord]

My youngest brother isn't even that age -- and is under 140 freaking pounds.

Can pass himself off as nice, sweet, and smart. My mother and stepfather have a giant wall size safe in the basement of their house. Hundreds of handguns and collectable weapons, a whole bunch of silver as my step father collects silver as well, and over ten grand in cash.

For his latest stunt, on the one day my mom wasn't going to be in the house all afternoon, someone smashed a hole through a concrete wall to get into the safe through the side which you don't need to open to get in.

My parents were in disbelief that he would do such a thing -- even given his rapidly increasing laundry list of accomplishments. I told them they should get down on their knees and thank him for being kind enough to not use dynamite and blow the whole entire house up to get in there.