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Old 01-17-2012, 09:25 PM
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You'd think she'd have bought a pair of fake tits and a lot better jewelry with all the money she swindled from sending hard knocking and respectable bread and butter race horses to slaughter.

Probably has a big cocaine habit with that nose and physique.
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Old 01-17-2012, 09:42 PM
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Easy Gooey, easy... Freddie doesn't mean anything, he's just tryin' ta make time with this hot thing
Alright, Rudy... I guess he's sexually frustrated or something. I will try to play nicey-nice in the sand box even though... oh whats the use.

I'll be nice.

Maybe he can read Dylan's post and see how other people can just answer a question without turning it into something else.

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You'd think she'd have bought a pair of fake tits and a lot better jewelry with all the money she swindled from sending hard knocking and respectable bread and butter race horses to slaughter.

Probably has a big cocaine habit with that nose and physique.
Probably.
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Old 01-17-2012, 10:00 PM
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My youngest brother isn't even that age -- and is under 140 freaking pounds.

Can pass himself off as nice, sweet, and smart. My mother and stepfather have a giant wall size safe in the basement of their house. Hundreds of handguns and collectable weapons, a whole bunch of silver as my step father collects silver as well, and over ten grand in cash.

For his latest stunt, on the one day my mom wasn't going to be in the house all afternoon, someone smashed a hole through a concrete wall to get into the safe through the side which you don't need to open to get in.

My parents were in disbelief that he would do such a thing -- even given his rapidly increasing laundry list of accomplishments. I told them they should get down on their knees and thank him for being kind enough to not use dynamite and blow the whole entire house up to get in there.
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:05 PM
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My youngest brother isn't even that age -- and is under 140 freaking pounds.

Can pass himself off as nice, sweet, and smart. My mother and stepfather have a giant wall size safe in the basement of their house. Hundreds of handguns and collectable weapons, a whole bunch of silver as my step father collects silver as well, and over ten grand in cash.

For his latest stunt, on the one day my mom wasn't going to be in the house all afternoon, someone smashed a hole through a concrete wall to get into the safe through the side which you don't need to open to get in.

My parents were in disbelief that he would do such a thing -- even given his rapidly increasing laundry list of accomplishments. I told them they should get down on their knees and thank him for being kind enough to not use dynamite and blow the whole entire house up to get in there.
Ill handle him if the price is right, no joke!
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