Gifts for kids charity

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

There are 4 other people in here with me.



We want the following:




1....A Jazil hat

2....A pair of Deb-O-Deb's granny panties

3....An autographed photo of Brown Sugah's boo bees ( they each must sign)

4....Stevie's picks for the '12 derby ( Just one horsey please, Stevie)

5....One gross of frozen salmon patties

6....A recording of that stupid English horsey announcer being hacked to death

7....CardBoard's head

8....10 new ice boxes

9.... A new axe

10...Make that 10 new axes

11...The hottest stock engine S&S makes...with transmission

12...50 Hershey bars

13...Show horsey's TrackBrat is going to bet next year ( So I won't)

14...A new fire truck

15...Ear muffs

16...A new train set

17...A stuffed zebra

Multiple personalities don't count.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Multiple personalities don't count.

What about imaginary friends?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

What about imaginary friends?

They qualify for imaginary gifts.

[clyde]

God I hate you!!

[clyde]

The reason I thought this may be a joke was because Skids asked if there was something in the Chicago vicinity...and he is in the Chicago vicinity.


I thought it was like the Dino Velvet/TouchyTouchy thing.

Not the subject matter.

Although I would like to be adopted.

[clyde]

Well phooey then.



I'll die, that's what I'll do.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by clyde

The reason I thought this may be a joke was because Skids asked if there was something in the Chicago vicinity...and he is in the Chicago vicinity.


I thought it was like the Dino Velvet/TouchyTouchy thing.

Not the subject matter.

Although I would like to be adopted.