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[horseofcourse]

The coolest part of the game for me was that 49er defensive lineman who weighs 400 or something ran better routes and had better hands than any Browns wideout.

[clyde]

It don't take much.



If only they had competence when they restarted 11 years ago.All those high draft picks for the first two years...and they would have had sense enough to take Ditka up on the trade for the no.1 guy in that first year...would have had oodles of draft choices.
















But noooOOOOOOOOO...............

[horseofcourse]

as bad as he was, he really didn't have much to work with and Tim Couch is still the best Browns qb since the team came back. that's how pathetic this franchise has been that you can say that.

[clyde]

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But ya didn't like Otto Quinn?

What about Sonny Anderson?

Johnny Ucoyus shows..........something--I think,maybe.












Nah.

[clyde]

Sizeless is no more....dumped him to take on the rather large contract of Derek Lowe.Derek was beaten to death by NL hitters last year,but hopes are he will fair better in the AL...known as the hitter's league.





Hey, it's Shapiro&Son.

Don't look at me.

[clyde]

In more Captain Obvious Cleveland Sporty News,tailback Hardesty, drafted no.1 by the Browns despite his history of injury....is out indefinitely with a calf tear.He missed his entire first year in 2010 due a serious knee boo-boo.




Let me ask you a question...








Oh never mind.

This is beyond insane.






Oh I'll ask it.

If you draft high a .....oh,say a defensive end who is white---but you just say forget about it and feel assured he will become a Black def. end...does that make sense?

[clyde]

The Tribe has picked up the option of Exhausto Carmona.


I'll repeat.


The Tribe has picked up the option of Exhausto Carmona.








Let me ask you a question.
































No...not this time.

Not gonna duh it.