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[clyde]

Listen Sister......the trade did it.

The Jimenot trade...it will curse the team forever.



And Sizeless will never hold together;excessive glue can't solve the problem.All I know is I now hate Detroit.

[clyde]

I didn't intend to be mean,Dahler.....so I'm sorry.



Thanks for the nice remark.

I love you,

Clyde

[clyde]

Mr. Horsey---what good news have you for me tonight?

[clyde]

That's what I was afraid of.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

Mr. Horsey---what good news have you for me tonight?

There weren't any games. I guess they can put Texas well out in front in the West. They have a history of miserable performances there. I'm sure the Rangers are anxious to play them as they're only a couple up I think.

[clyde]

Oh.




My bad.

[horseofcourse]

Yes, I was correct. Texas is greatly enjoying game 1 of the cleveland visit. Some guy named Putnam pitched for us in relief. Bat is completely finished. He's got nothing left this year. Will the Tigers be able to hold this 13 game lead?? Santana had a bunch of home runs but it's still a massacre. No good news tonight. I'm not sure why they insist on playing Grady in his present state. It's just stupid. Keep giving the AAA slap hitter at bats the rest of September.

[horseofcourse]

September in cleveland is always a fun time. The Tribe eliminated and playing out the string...here's our bullpen parade tonight...

Hag-done
Judge Judy
Some guy named Putnam
Herrmann Munster

And you get the beginning of the season of the newest Browns incarnation disaster. Good times had by all. thank God there's no NBA this year hopefully so perhaps we can avoid that mess.