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[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

His arm is falling off.

completely!!

[horseofcourse]

Thome hits a homer on his 41st birthday! Hilarious. Back above .500! Detroit is officially in cruise control though. They can even win when Verlander doesn't pitch well now.

[horseofcourse]

Ozzie Guillen needs to shut his pie hole. It's laundary sir. When you remove the cleveland laundary, he had zero reason to be cheered especially when he's playing for assholes like you. You want a damn member of the chicago white sox to get a standing o in cleveland when he played there you moron?? Not gonna happen. He is now wearing proper laundary. He gets cheered again. It's not a tough concept Ozzie. There is zero hypocrisy at all going on. None.

[horseofcourse]

A guy named Head is in the outfield. Brantley done for year. It's a shame there haven't been more injuries this year.

[clyde]

I'm sorry ,HorseyCoursey...I cannot bear witness to this folly any longer.



They no longer exist in my world.

[clyde]

Gosh..I say ''folly" and I think of Arletta.



Very odd.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

I'm sorry ,HorseyCoursey...I cannot bear witness to this folly any longer.



They no longer exist in my world.

c'mon clyde just because the Head, Fuc< U, Carrera outfield wasn't in your plans you can't stop!!

(if you combine the healthy body parts of Chew, Brantley and Grady you almost come out with a complete outfielder!!)
(kenny's only 44 now, he came and played for us in 2007, I say we go get him too to join Jimmy! Manny's unaffiliated at present too.)

[slotdirt]

Go get yourself some Ellis Burks and you'd have a complete set.