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[clyde]

His arm is falling off.

[slotdirt]

Looks like it, right? Jamie Moyer he has not been the last two starts.

[clyde]

He's tired, he need a nappy-poo.

[slotdirt]

Don't lose faith. TIgers blew six and seven game leads, respectively, in the month of September in both 2006 and 2009.

[clyde]

Ya gotta be kiddin' me.


Detroit could play .200 baseball and still finish ahead of Cleveland.

We're the Petey's of baseball.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by slotdirt

Don't lose faith. TIgers blew six and seven game leads, respectively, in the month of September in both 2006 and 2009.

I can't speak for the White Sox, so maybe you do have to worry about them. I'm pretty sure the Indians can't play even .500 ball the rest of the year let alone go 24-11...we already had our stretch like that this year. I also spoke on this thread of the Tigers getting a better starter at the trade deadline than we did...(Fister over Jimenez, the historical record will state I said that!). You guys can hit too which also helps.

[slotdirt]

Well, the Tigers lost on a walk-off fielder's choice last night, so they're already starting to get creative.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by slotdirt

Well, the Tigers lost on a walk-off fielder's choice last night, so they're already starting to get creative.

You're just getting greedy now. You're guaranteed at least a split in Tampa which is good. They're a decent team. Both the teams that can't hit lost yesterday too so nothing at all lost in Tigger world.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

He's tired, he need a nappy-poo.

You got that one!! DL-elbow, likely done for season. Long nappy.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

His arm is falling off.

completely!!

[horseofcourse]

Thome hits a homer on his 41st birthday! Hilarious. Back above .500! Detroit is officially in cruise control though. They can even win when Verlander doesn't pitch well now.

[horseofcourse]

Ozzie Guillen needs to shut his pie hole. It's laundary sir. When you remove the cleveland laundary, he had zero reason to be cheered especially when he's playing for assholes like you. You want a damn member of the chicago white sox to get a standing o in cleveland when he played there you moron?? Not gonna happen. He is now wearing proper laundary. He gets cheered again. It's not a tough concept Ozzie. There is zero hypocrisy at all going on. None.

[horseofcourse]

A guy named Head is in the outfield. Brantley done for year. It's a shame there haven't been more injuries this year.

[clyde]

I'm sorry ,HorseyCoursey...I cannot bear witness to this folly any longer.



They no longer exist in my world.

[clyde]

Gosh..I say ''folly" and I think of Arletta.



Very odd.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

I'm sorry ,HorseyCoursey...I cannot bear witness to this folly any longer.



They no longer exist in my world.

c'mon clyde just because the Head, Fuc< U, Carrera outfield wasn't in your plans you can't stop!!

(if you combine the healthy body parts of Chew, Brantley and Grady you almost come out with a complete outfielder!!)
(kenny's only 44 now, he came and played for us in 2007, I say we go get him too to join Jimmy! Manny's unaffiliated at present too.)