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View Poll Results: Which class are you in?
I'm in the provider class (I work and pay taxes) 34 97.14%
I'm in the recipient class (I don't work but I get a check) 1 2.86%
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Old 08-10-2011, 10:29 AM
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG you would have $33.00 If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.


Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan
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