As they say in the UK..

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

This is what they call 'trying'?

I'm still trying to figure out what this Richard guy is talking about.

I think he might work for the BC marketing department.

[Calzone Lord]

It would be funnier if these marketing people worked for free. As far as I know, they pay them with checks!

Why not just give prison inmates a chance? They couldn't come up with dumber sh!t.

[Indian Charlie]

They should get paid for every good idea.