Tell me this is some kind of joke

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by iamthelurker

Those "little children" would empty your pockets.

I don't play poker.

That's like saying the leading scorer for the 9th grade soccer team could dribble balls around me.

[iamthelurker]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I don't play poker.

That's like saying the leading scorer for the 9th grade soccer team could dribble balls around me.

If you followed poker even a little you would know the ability of the young guns compared to their dinosaur counterparts. It's not the same game anymore.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by iamthelurker

If you followed poker even a little you would know the ability of the young guns compared to their dinosaur counterparts. It's not the same game anymore.

This:



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Quality math skills


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Wearing your hat Backwards like a douchebag


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Nice game.

[iamthelurker]

Sounds like you caught a bad beat from a babyface somewhere along the line... you do realize if racing got the influx of young players poker did you would be singing a different tune.


Jealous of pokers youth or just jealous of youth in general?

[Calzone Lord]

Poker youth.


Here is what horse racings youth looks like:

[iamthelurker]

Is that not what I just said?

[Calzone Lord]

At least the crypt keeper doesn't wear his hat backwards like a douchebag.


Speaking of which - my little brother scored a huge victory in court this week:



Yeah, and he plays poker.

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by iamthelurker

Is that not what I just said?

Go to bed. I foresee a busy day for you tomorrow.