Esurance Hotties

[Indian Charlie]

The first chick, the web one, she's kind of bitchy looking, which detracts from her looks. I know that is part of the act, but still.


How's Emily doing? Have you found another gap tooth from the local trailer park to replace her yet?

[Calzone Lord]

It's like asking John Calipari if he's found another one to replace Marcus Camby yet.

Dude, I scout the local trailer parks the way Saban does the SEC.

Ohio has been an absolute goldmine for my little brother Pat ... somehow he finds girls there, that, while hot .... are nothing but the most lazy brand of gold-digging 18yo whores you'll ever see... and he brings them to live with our mom.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

It's like asking John Calipari if he's found another one to replace Marcus Camby yet.

Dude, I scout the local trailer parks the way Saban does the SEC.

Ohio has been an absolute goldmine for my little brother Pat ... somehow he finds girls there, that, while hot .... are nothing but the most lazy brand of gold-digging 18yo whores you'll ever see... and he brings them to live with our mom.

I take it after giving birth to you and your brothers, she's gone lesbo?

[Calzone Lord]

Psycho is more like it. I moved out the day I turned 18.

I guess she's always been kind of like that, though.

I hear stories about when she was younger that don't surprise me. One of her first owners when she trained horses (she started training on her own at 18) told me that she got so mad at him once - that she spit in his face. I'm like "whaaaa" - he not only repeated it and assured me that it did happen ... but also told me he didn't even fire her for it.

Other stories from when my father owned a local bar - and she (100% sober) would want to get in fights with men all of the time. She poured an entire pitcher of cold beer over some guys head once ... she was litterally barred from the bar her husband owned for a week or so and she wasn't even a drinker.

I didn't inherit that fighting spirit at all. Totally opposite of her. I back down when challenged. And strike when least expected.

[Indian Charlie]

Nothing can take the spirit out of a person like getting attacked by someone wielding the ole Erie moist sock maneuver.

[Dahoss]

I take the second girl, the non manly one all day, everyday. Well, maybe not all day, but you get what I'm saying. The first one with the pigtails reminds me of this cute tomboy I dated once. It's was like dating one of the guys. No thanks.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

The first one with the pigtails reminds me of this cute tomboy I dated once. It's was like dating one of the guys. No thanks.

Here's a video she made for a friend:

http://la.curbed.com/tags/suzi-barrett

fucl<'in liberal fagg@t media!

She seems pleasant.