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Old 06-22-2011, 09:16 PM
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I just try to be to the point. Parenting is hard work.
It isn't easy by any means, but Amelia is an absolute breeze to care for. I will probably pay for it when she's 15 or 16, but I won't be afraid to shoot some punk ass little f*cker that messes with her.
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:17 PM
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It isn't easy by any means, but Amelia is an absolute breeze to care for. I will probably pay for it when she's 15 or 16, but I won't be afraid to shoot some punk ass little f*cker that messes with her.
There are going to be a lot of boys with gunshot wounds to their knees running around Va.
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:21 PM
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There are going to be a lot of boys with gunshot wounds to their knees running around Va.
As long as it puts them out of commission and they stop chasing her, mission accomplished
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There are going to be a lot of boys with gunshot wounds to their feet running around Va.
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:23 PM
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:26 PM
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:38 PM
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Thanks to all the Dads that have contributed to this thread. Great read.

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Old 06-22-2011, 10:21 PM
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The great thing about rectal thermometers for infants is that you not only get a 'more accurate' temperature reading, but you also condition them to getting used to things being in their ass.

For later on in life.
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It isn't easy by any means, but Amelia is an absolute breeze to care for. I will probably pay for it when she's 15 or 16, but I won't be afraid to shoot some punk ass little f*cker that messes with her.
I can't wait for the first kid who is 5'8" and taller
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I can't wait for the first kid who is 5'8" and taller
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Old 06-24-2011, 11:02 AM
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man, oh, man!! that is well past wrong. i feel bad for laughing that long.
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Old 06-24-2011, 11:09 AM
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My brother is 5' 7"....Kev is not 5'8" regardless of his sig.
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Old 06-24-2011, 11:49 AM
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Knowing he's good people, I will allow my son to date his daughter...in their 20's.
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