The Preakness; Kegasus!

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Originally Posted by Merlinsky

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/18/sp...imes&seid=auto

I know I should be judging the frat boys jumping from a port-a-potty, flying through air along with several projectile beer cans, but my first thought when I saw the picture in this article was "that's a nice shot." Can the people in the infield even hear the music during the post parade over the bacchanalia? I'd love a poll of how many are staggering around, trying to figure out why they had to listen to a rendition of "O Christmas Tree" in May. (Don't throw things at me Marylanders, I think "Maryland, My Maryland" is a beautiful song.) I know expecting them to watch the race is like asking Snooki to use less self-tanner, but does anything racing-related make its way into that drunken cesspool?

Bigot!!!! (Sorry, was channeling Thoroughbred Fan there for a quick second.)