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Old 05-17-2011, 08:39 PM
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You certainly hear the music very well!
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:41 PM
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Wait until he hears this tomorrow morning....shhhh,don't tell him.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxFjFcEedQY
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:32 PM
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I have received no answer from ET,so have to assume Mr. Snot will continue to be witch hunted out.




The FOF's having been trimmed down to a list of 6....make that 7....now go to 8 with the addition of the former ET who now becomes The Hanging Judge.
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Old 05-18-2011, 08:04 PM
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I want to display a CM Oreo(RagTop) decree made at NA today:


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The Preakness drew a field of 5 today...the rest are just filler.

Shackleford
Sway Away
Dance City
Mucho Macho Man
Animal Kingdom
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Just to see how this plays out for Mr. "That horse has no shot."

Uhm....shot.

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Old 05-18-2011, 10:33 PM
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I may be changing to Pisces to win,RingyDingy to place.




Check tomorrow for complete Preakness pre race analysis.
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:51 AM
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Gorebal Warming is to stop on May 21st.


Just read CooCooClockMaker and the other guy's Preakness comments on the horseys.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Two baboons could be deeper.



They actually get paid for that tripe?

Anyhoo....James, I have rediscovered the entire LoanMe song.Here it be:




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Old 05-19-2011, 01:29 PM
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It's time for fine pre race analysis for the Preakless.You won't see any MatchBreaker-isms in this fine work.


Let's also keep in mind the only reason for the Kentucky Derby is to provide a false fave for the Preakless.



I had to fetch the cards myself as no one likes me anymore.











1....PISCES


A fine animal that WatchTaker thinks isn't even worthy of being there.



SSSSO...







keepah-keepah!!










2....ABSORBINE JUNIOR


Will still be running even after the Animal Crackers...I mean cows come home.







blech!





Crinkle...


trash can










3....KING GONJA


Another poor beast that SunDialMaker thinks too little.










keepah!











4....FLASHJOINT


Porno star.


Too bad.









Crinkle....



trash can











5....SHACKLENINCOMPOOP



Beyer picked him to win the KD.


I didn't.









Crinkle...


trash can















6....SWAY AWAY


I think he will.








Crinkle...


trash can











7....MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS



Let's play that one, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tHYb4_bAg






But she was a one trick pony...and so is he.






Crinkle...


trash can












8....




You know, SportyFans....I don't think ClockWatcher knows anything about horseys.I would bet he flunked out of umpires school and landed at dorf.

Oh I guess I shouldn't be so hard on him,it's just one expects a little more than the obvious.Oh well.

Do ya like the Indians?

I think Dahla has become a fan


Speaking of dupas.................................















Oh my God.







There I go again.










Well whoever this one may be....








Crink-el...



trash can











9....MOO


Really, I am so tired of hearing how good this grazer is supposed to be.I'm sick of it.




















whiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!













10....RINGY DINGY!!!!






keepah-keepah!!!!













11....ANIMAL CRACKERS




























NYYYYYYYOW!!.....

















THUD






















12....NO HE ISN'T---FUCl< HIM



next












13....





This one doesn't want us to know who he be.


Which makes me suspect Bob and John.


I hated both of the sloths.











Crinkle...



trash can













14....MRS. COMMONS



Gay West Coast horsey.









Crinkle...


trash can
















Now the hard part.


















Do I look like Stevie?















Oh well.







1....PISCES

2...RINGY DINGY

3...KING GONJA








The rest are best long shot,best chance of those who don't have a best chance, nest best of the ones not in the former group.




This way I can't lose picking the winner.
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The Preakness drew a field of 5 today...the rest are just filler.

Shackleford
Sway Away
Dance City
Mucho Macho Man
Animal Kingdom
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--- Karl Kraus


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Just to see how this plays out for Mr. "That horse has no shot."

Uhm....shot.


Land-o-Goshen...ah almost fer-got about this one.



Shackleford............1
Sway Away............12
Dance City..............5
Mucho Macho Man..6
Animal Kingdom.......2


Fillers took 3rd,4th and only 2 horseys saved Sway Away from being the ultimate filler.


Ya need to make that dart board just an itty bitty bit bigger there,RagTop.





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