Golf

[horseofcourse]

When they ban caddy's from pro tournaments and make the boys and girls tote their own bags, maybe it would have more relevance. The most nauseating thing ever was when these swine were trying to ban Casey Martin from playing pro golf and they compared walking 18 holes with toadies carrying their bag to the Bataan death march. This AUgusta national week is hilarious. Is Gary McCord still banned from talking about this monumentally insignificant event? I don't watch much any more. That was another classic event...banning him.

[Indian Charlie]

He doesn't like golf most likely due to it's expense.

As for why he loves miniature golf, it's probably because he's used to the word miniature when someone describes his club.