Why they slowly turned horse racing into a 450lbs lady with no tattoos or herpes...?

[VOL JACK]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I'm not sure who called slots the future of gambling - but they're like crack cocaine to these old women around here.

My mother will stop up to see for me for two minutes and play them for three hours straight.

I would rather read a long PG 1985 response to a pedigree ann post than play a slot machine.

I would rather watch Smooth Operator violate Zenyatta on a milk crate.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by VOL JACK

I would rather watch Smooth Operator violate Zenyatta on a milk crate.

It would be the other way around, provided you gave Z a strap on.

As for slots. It's mindless. It's fast. That's perfect for most people.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

As for slots. It's mindless. It's fast. That's perfect for most people.

Yep - walk right in, order a drink, light up a cigerette and start watching wheels spin.