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[clyde]

GoodMorning SportyFans and other mutated forms of the species such as FOFs,ground hogs,piggys,fat moo cows,yella bellied lice and yer whatnot.

To those mothah fucl<ahs..



doo dah you and doo dah hah ,too!



Nothing of any interest going on in HorseyRacing with the possible exception of those losing many articles of clothing on the boring horsey races going on.Which is more like something going off,but close enough.

The Good Lord knows without the degenerate gambler,there would be no HorseyRacing.In that light,I would like to thank Steve for providing a home to those malcontents so they have a place to yuk it up among like goofs.


Well that was intriguing.






In other SportyNews......Ohio State continues to bask in the glory of a successful PigWhacking.Fitting it took place in God's Little Cesspool...Old DeadPeople.


whoa!!

I mean New Orleans.


Yes the excuses are flying higher and faster than a FOF caught raiding the dumpster at a Whole Donut Store.But what can one expect when one opts out of flying with eagles and chooses to burrow with the the denizens of the Mold Coast running from Lousyana to FloryDah.


In the NFL the Jest have made the playoffs and await elimination.


In the NBA.........who cares?


College basketball,who like the NBA and college fb is completely lacking a force anywheres close to sounding like NewYork, awaits the title game between Duke and Ohio State...gosh,there's that name again.



And finally, a certain big C remains home alone taping tv shows off 49 tv's so as to have something to do.



That's yer pure and unbiased SportyNews for today,SportyNewsFans.


Fry a FOF,watch 'em go off.





doo dah !! for now.