A question for the experts

[freddymo]

Originally Posted by Rare Bog

"Bump on a bog"? Really? And these folks are heralding you as the one that will clean this place up and chase me out of here?

Consider:

#1: My epic satire (self-flattery gets me everywhere) is a few notches above "bump on a log" jokes
#2: "bumps on a log" do not react in a useful or helpful way to the activities happening around them. I happen to play a very useful role here. I remove trash and poorly thought out comments. Also, I sharpen people's attention to grammar and spelling. Further, believe it or not I try to focus the discussion on interesting things related to horse racing instead of the innocuous rubbish many seem to want to focus on.

Daer Mr. BgoS,

Tnahk yuo for lal fo yuor hlep wtih gmramar as yuo raed tihs mssgae wtih ilbidercne esae you rizaele taht snilelpg is eelmrtxy oevr rtaed ins't ti?

[blackthroatedwind]

Hey Morty, are you now at the beckon call of your internet minions....poised to rid this place of this terrible new menace?

Hey, I have an idea....how about a very simple " shut up Bog. "

[clyde]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Hey Morty, are you now at the beckon call of your internet minions....poised to rid this place of this terrible new menace?

Hey, I have an idea....how about a very simple " shut up Bog. "

OH PHOOEY!!


Why didn't I think of that one?










Don't tell me..

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rare Bog

Ten thousand posts and not one of substance... I should have known.

Key Ennio Moriconne music.

You dig.

If I dug it any deeper,I'd find Jimmy Hoffa.

You filthy swine,you.

[clyde]

Oh your hide is safe.




Just shut up...OK?

[clyde]

[clyde]

Originally Posted by merasmag

ror!!...I'll id yo ass ,too!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by merasmag

u duenothave2...iamme
now if u tell me u look like paul newman u may get sum boo-bee photos even doh u dndie

ME DUE NDIE....ME LOOK LIKE NEWMAN.....YOU SO EASY

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by clyde

ME DUE NDIE....ME LOOK LIKE NEWMAN.....YOU SO EASY

Oh no he doesn't!!!!!


You'd be sadly dissappointed as we all were.

Sorry merasmag I just can't write in your shorthand!!!

[my miss storm cat]

Hey Morty you might wanna tell your self-appointed grammar nazi friend it's Morricone and not Moriconne.

[clyde]

Got it.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rare Bog

Ten thousand posts and not one of substance... I should have known.

Key Ennio Moriconne music.

You dig.

Hey.



It's Morricone you dumb ass.

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by clyde

Hey.



It's Morricone you dumb ass.

That's telling him.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

That's telling him.

snarf!!




Thank you...she's a crazy fucl<er.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rare Bog

Duly noted.

Also noted is the following:

You may want to ask your lifeless soul sister (you know, the kind of internet filth you used to fry before you decided falling in love with them was more fun?) if cutting and pasting my incorrect spelling into the Google search engine to find out who he is gave it away....

I don't really understand what you're saying here but since I don't care I'll let it go.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

I don't really understand what you're saying here but since I don't care I'll let it go.

Don't worry...she doesn't either.

[clyde]

Oh that was a good one!!!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rare Bog

Like the Pythagorean Theorem back in junior high? It's better that way when things get too complicated.

That's just good for those 2 cars starting even and going in opposite directions.

[dagolfer33]

Originally Posted by clyde

That's just good for those 2 cars starting even and going in opposite directions.

Yes, now lets do some word problems from the good old days!!!! You go first, Rarey!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rare Bog

Duly noted.

Also noted is the following:

You may want to ask your lifeless soul sister (you know, the kind of internet filth you used to fry before you decided falling in love with them was more fun?) if cutting and pasting my incorrect spelling into the Google search engine to find out who he is gave it away....

Mr. 22.75 pies...you should lighten up.


I did run into i-net filth before.

There really is only one of those here.

But girls like a little fun,too......doesn't make them filth.






I bet Andy liked my "dumb ass" to you.