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12-07-2010, 09:05 AM
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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal
grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. Vinny voice comes back on the line, "Okay ... now what?"
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