Joe Miller, and his private Alaskan cops

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

how to skim an article:

1) automatically discount anything not in a brightly colored box as too dense.

2) dart your eyes quickly back and forth, never allowing them to rest on any spot long enough to actually take in information.

3) when accidently encountering a paragraph of text, quickly decide you know enough about it.

4) buy the audiobook version and fast forward through it.

5) just put it down and go back to the comics.

Yes the bloggers of Alaska have unearthed some shocking revelations in this 'article'.