THE ONE FRIGGIN time...

[Scav]

Originally Posted by Seattleallstar

scav you need to talk to Bellamy Road about being smooth with the ladies, he can tell you all about that and share some of his smoothness

I don't need to know how to be smooth, I am, just dropped the ball on this occasion, I WON"T STOP SHOOTING THOUGH

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by Scav

I don't need to know how to be smooth, I am, just dropped the ball on this occasion, I WON"T STOP SHOOTING THOUGH

Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!

www.match.com/derbytrail

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

www.match.com/derbytrail

Oh, that post made me laugh.

(Excellent call-back to an earlier joke, Cajun! Nicely done! )

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!

You are tooo funny DTS!

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

You are tooo funny DTS!

Buffy,
I was just trying to be helpful.
Heck, I could show him some "tricks to do with water glasses" and sundry "salt shaker amazements".


When the "tongue is tied"...it's not much good for much else...doncha know.